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Most Secular: 3,516thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,105thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,291st
The Dictatorship of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Evan Dong
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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Population3.682 billion

LeaderEvan Dong


The Dictatorship of Wafflapolis is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Evan Dong with an iron fist, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, digital currency, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.682 billion Wafflapolians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Narwhalopolis. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 69.1%.

The powerhouse Wafflapolisian economy, worth 553 trillion Waffles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 150,450 Waffles, with the richest citizens earning 7.2 times as much as the poorest.

Government agents scour baking periodicals for subversive recipes, the volume of paperwork used to complete a single environmental assessment defeats the purpose, phone taps are frequently carried out by the police, and the police are tightening their grip on alcohol smugglers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wafflapolis's national animal is the Narwhal, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Apocalypse.

Wafflapolis is ranked 31,260th in the world and 657th in the Rejected Realms for Longest Average Lifespans, with 84.42 Years.

Most Secular: 3,516thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,105thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,291stLargest Black Market: 5,385thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,537thLargest Insurance Industry: 7,262ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 7,634thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,855thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,329thMost Authoritarian: 8,925thTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 12,113thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12,675thHighest Average Incomes: 13,372ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,957thLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,253rdMost Conservative: 15,618thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 16,025thLargest Governments: 19,033rd
Most Secular: 106th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 129th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 142nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 158th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 169th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 185th in the regionLargest Black Market: 193rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 202nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 224th in the regionTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 293rd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 297th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 322nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 347th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 349th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 354th in the regionMost Influential: 360th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 408th in the regionLargest Governments: 459th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 509th in the regionMost Extreme: 515th in the region

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