The Republic of WAF Farmer 014 is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, punitive income tax rates, and compulsory gun ownership. The cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.783 billion WAF Farmer 014ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of card. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 58.5%.

The frighteningly efficient WAF Farmer 014ian economy, worth 631 trillion cards a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 132,032 cards, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 426,027 per year while the poor average 30,946, a ratio of 13.8 to 1.

The experimental sculpture "Overtures In Dried Card Dung" has been declared a national treasure, elected officials who disagree with Leader have a lot of accidents, taxpayer money is hard at work exorcizing laundry, and park rangers perform full-body searches on suspected fungus smugglers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. WAF Farmer 014's national animal is the card, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

WAF Farmer 014 is ranked 49,412^th in the world and 390^th in Unintelligent Puppet Storage for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring 5,560.51 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.