The Nomadic Peoples of Wadj-Wer is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Heka-Dalit with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, daily referendums, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 13.195 billion Wadj-Weries are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Par-Dalit. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 17.8%.

The Wadj-Wery economy, worth 742 trillion obsidians a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Automobile Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 56,307 obsidians, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 162,283 per year while the poor average 15,512, a ratio of 10.5 to 1.

The "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Par-Dalit Times is sold out, refugees from other nations are flocking to Wadj-Wer's border, soldiers' positions are given away by the glint of their bayonets, and police officers that upset their bosses get assigned to 24 hour stakeouts of bike sheds. Crime is a problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Wadj-Wer's national animal is the hippopotamus and its national religion is Wadj-Wer.

Wadj-Wer is ranked 255,321^st in the world and 136^th in The World Rearranged for Lowest Crime Rates, with 49.23 law-abiding acts per hour.