The Republic of Wacman is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Bill Weld with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful population of 32.832 billion Wackers are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wactown. The average income tax rate is 47.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Wacker economy, worth a remarkable 5,712 trillion Wac dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 173,996 Wac dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Enemy navies sail within bombardment range of major coastal cities with impunity, the official Wacker Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child, things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication, and the nation's green cities are indeed concrete jungles. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Wacman's national animal is the Horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Wacism.

Wacman is ranked 31,205^th in the world and 760^th in the Rejected Realms for Lowest Crime Rates, with 84.63 law-abiding acts per hour.