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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 7,687thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 16,076thLargest Retail Industry: 22,388th
The States n' Territories of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Stop aggressin' and start progressin'!
Influence
Superpower
Founder
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Wack-i

Population2.271 billion

CapitalWack-i City
LeaderLarry McLemon
FaithWack-ism

CurrencyWack Dollar
AnimalFlappy Bird

The States n' Territories of Wack-i is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Larry McLemon with an even hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, aversion to nipples, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 2.271 billion Wackies have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wack-i City. The average income tax rate is 50.9%.

The all-consuming Wack-i economy, worth 201 trillion Wack Dollars a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 88,627 Wack Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

Traffic cops are puzzled to see that nobody exceeds the speed limits, victims of limb-mauling industrial accidents are told to keep working with their remaining hand, the sparkling rainbow has become a symbol of far-right extremism, and foreigners are treated with great suspicion. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wack-i's national animal is the Flappy Bird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Wack-ism.

Wack-i is ranked 52,276th in the world and 2nd in Lemonea for Largest Governments, scoring 18.17 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 7,687thTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 16,076thLargest Retail Industry: 22,388th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Wack-i lodged a message on the Lemonea Regional Message Board.
  • : Wack-i lodged a message on the Lemonea Regional Message Board.
  • : Wack-i was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Wack-i, foreigners are treated with great suspicion.
  • : Following new legislation in Wack-i, the sparkling rainbow has become a symbol of far-right extremism.
  • : Following new legislation in Wack-i, victims of limb-mauling industrial accidents are told to keep working with their remaining hand.
  • : Following new legislation in Wack-i, traffic cops are puzzled to see that nobody exceeds the speed limits.
  • : Following new legislation in Wack-i, the nationalistic national anthem inspires citizens to literally spit at foreigners.
  • : Following new legislation in Wack-i, vats of anabolic steroids are being dumped into the ocean to make Wack-i mussels the biggest in Lemonea.
  • : Following new legislation in Wack-i, the most penniless demographics have by far the highest number of researchers per capita.

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