The States n' Territories of Wack-i is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Larry McLemon with an even hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, aversion to nipples, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 2.271 billion Wackies have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wack-i City. The average income tax rate is 50.9%.

The all-consuming Wack-i economy, worth 201 trillion Wack Dollars a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 88,627 Wack Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

Traffic cops are puzzled to see that nobody exceeds the speed limits, victims of limb-mauling industrial accidents are told to keep working with their remaining hand, the sparkling rainbow has become a symbol of far-right extremism, and foreigners are treated with great suspicion. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wack-i's national animal is the Flappy Bird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Wack-ism.

Wack-i is ranked 52,276^th in the world and 2^nd in Lemonea for Largest Governments, scoring 18.17 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.