The Delicious Creamosity of Wachana is a colossal, cultured nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 9.307 billion Wachanans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 78.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Wachanan economy, worth 375 trillion dens a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 40,363 dens, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome, the art of conversation has been rediscovered, the news is showing footage of Leader bullying an old man to the point of tears, and extraordinary tribunals try accused financial criminals. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wachana's national animal is the dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Wachana is ranked 9,143^rd in the world and 17^th in Eurth for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 1,720.61 Tourists Per Hour.