The Delicious Creamosity of Wachana is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, state-planned economy, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 12.189 billion Wachanans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 81.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Wachanan economy, worth 515 trillion dens a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 42,263 dens, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Women who walk into the ladies' changing room are accused of being Peeping Toms, Leader's office has a newly installed Max-Man arcade game programmed by a 5th-grader, a common response to government PSAs is "well, DUH, obviously", and conspiracy theorists allege that the government is spying on them through their carbon monoxide detectors. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wachana's national animal is the dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Wachana is ranked 253,900^th in the world and 222^nd in Eurth for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -16.76 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.