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Least Corrupt Governments: 4,239thBest Weather: 5,342ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5,376th
The Delicious Creamosity of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
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Population12.189 billion


The Delicious Creamosity of Wachana is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, state-planned economy, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 12.189 billion Wachanans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 81.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Wachanan economy, worth 515 trillion dens a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 42,263 dens, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Women who walk into the ladies' changing room are accused of being Peeping Toms, Leader's office has a newly installed Max-Man arcade game programmed by a 5th-grader, a common response to government PSAs is "well, DUH, obviously", and conspiracy theorists allege that the government is spying on them through their carbon monoxide detectors. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wachana's national animal is the dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Wachana is ranked 253,900th in the world and 222nd in Eurth for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -16.76 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

Least Corrupt Governments: 4,239thBest Weather: 5,342ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5,376thMost Pacifist: 5,536thSafest: 5,873rdMost Beautiful Environments: 6,295thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,813thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,255thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,267thMost Rebellious Youth: 9,321stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,461stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,980thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11,108thTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,487thHealthiest Citizens: 14,359thHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,750thLargest Governments: 15,180thMost Compassionate Citizens: 15,330thNicest Citizens: 16,066thLongest Average Lifespans: 16,121stMost Cultured: 18,062ndHighest Food Quality: 18,244thSmartest Citizens: 18,637thMost Income Equality: 19,187thMost Stationary: 19,251stMost Advanced Public Education: 19,843rdLargest Welfare Programs: 20,339thLowest Crime Rates: 22,534thMost Influential: 22,672ndMost Inclusive: 24,697th
Least Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionMost Pacifist: 7th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 10th in the regionBest Weather: 10th in the regionSafest: 10th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 10th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11th in the regionTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 12th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 14th in the regionMost Income Equality: 15th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 18th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 23rd in the region

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Endorsements Received: 9 » Free Port of Cristina, Orioni 2, Hausboria, Gotneska, Safiloa, Songai, Machina Haruspex, Juansonia, and Ender union.