by Max Barry

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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,304thLargest Populations: 5,729thMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,090th
The Smiling Faces of
Iron Fist Consumerists
When your smiling the whole world smiles with you
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population22.559 billion

CapitalWabahuu City
LeaderHank Marvin


The Smiling Faces of Wabahuu is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Hank Marvin with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, complete lack of prisons, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cynical population of 22.559 billion Wabahuuans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large government prioritizes Law & Order, with Education, Social Policy, and Public Transport also on the agenda, while Welfare isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wabahuu City. The average income tax rate is 42.5%.

The Wabahuuan economy, worth a remarkable 1,109 trillion Plectrums a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Trout Farming, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 49,173 Plectrums, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Antique comic book collectors are disappointed to hear that their treasures are worth exactly as little as their mothers said they were, it's considered a civil right to be allowed to neglect and mistreat your own children, Wabahuu City's main city thoroughfare has been blocked by a row of leyland cypresses that mysteriously appeared overnight, and new "Worker's Strike" laws set out who is allowed to strike a worker. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wabahuu's national animal is the Stratocaster, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Wabahuu is ranked 91,645th in the world and 8th in The Kingdom of Burgundy for Most Primitive, scoring -29.16 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,304thLargest Populations: 5,729thMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,090thMost Pacifist: 9,443rdTop
Safest: 12,960thNicest Citizens: 14,054thMost Compassionate Citizens: 16,599thHighest Economic Output: 16,785thMost Advanced Public Transport: 18,890thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 20,336thBest Weather: 20,457th
Most Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the region

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