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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,856thLargest Populations: 5,875thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,163rd
The Smiling Faces of
Iron Fist Consumerists
When your smiling the whole world smiles with you
Influence
Dealmaker
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Few

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Wabahuu

Population20.486 billion

CapitalWabahuu City
LeaderHank Marvin

CurrencyPlectrum
AnimalStratocaster

The Smiling Faces of Wabahuu is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Hank Marvin with an iron fist, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, enslaved workforce, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, cynical population of 20.486 billion Wabahuuans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large government prioritizes Law & Order, with Education, Social Policy, and Public Transport also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wabahuu City. The average income tax rate is 40.3%.

The Wabahuuan economy, worth a remarkable 1,064 trillion Plectrums a year, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Trout Farming, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 51,967 Plectrums, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Over a third of the seats in sports stadiums have been removed to make room for female-only commodes, veteran cops reminisce over their heavy armor days, in court almost every witness is a hostile witness, and orphans would rather live their life of luxury than be adopted by prospective parents. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wabahuu's national animal is the Stratocaster, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Wabahuu is ranked 138,494th in the world and 3rd in The Kingdom of Burgundy for Least Corrupt Governments, with 92.36 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,856thLargest Populations: 5,875thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,163rdMost Pacifist: 9,420thTop
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Safest: 13,498thNicest Citizens: 14,013thHighest Economic Output: 15,716thMost Compassionate Citizens: 17,483rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 17,598thMost Advanced Public Transport: 19,066thBest Weather: 19,193rd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Wabahuu, orphans would rather live their life of luxury than be adopted by prospective parents.
  • : Following new legislation in Wabahuu, in court almost every witness is a hostile witness.
  • : Following new legislation in Wabahuu, veteran cops reminisce over their heavy armor days.
  • : Following new legislation in Wabahuu, over a third of the seats in sports stadiums have been removed to make room for female-only commodes.
  • : Following new legislation in Wabahuu, hospitals are run down while the rich pay for private treatment.
  • : Wabahuu was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Safest.
  • : Following new legislation in Wabahuu, explosive diarrhoea is not just a colorful phrase.
  • : Following new legislation in Wabahuu, the government-run newspapers insist that everything is fine.
  • : Following new legislation in Wabahuu, grinning punters say that casino roulette is the greatest high that life has to offer.
  • : Following new legislation in Wabahuu, government officials raid public buildings to remove all mention of G*d or r******n.

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