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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,682ndLargest Populations: 5,446thMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,302nd
The Smiling Faces of
Iron Fist Consumerists
When your smiling the whole world smiles with you
Influence
Enforcer
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Few

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Wabahuu

Population24.847 billion

CapitalWabahuu City
LeaderHank Marvin

CurrencyPlectrum
AnimalStratocaster

The Smiling Faces of Wabahuu is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Hank Marvin with an iron fist, and renowned for its national health service, strictly enforced bedtime, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, cynical population of 24.847 billion Wabahuuans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large government prioritizes Law & Order, although Education, Social Policy, and Public Transport are also considered important, while Welfare isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wabahuu City. The average income tax rate is 42.5%.

The Wabahuuan economy, worth a remarkable 1,221 trillion Plectrums a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Trout Farming, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 49,173 Plectrums, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Antique comic book collectors are disappointed to hear that their treasures are worth exactly as little as their mothers said they were, it's considered a civil right to be allowed to neglect and mistreat your own children, Wabahuu City's main city thoroughfare has been blocked by a row of leyland cypresses that mysteriously appeared overnight, and new "Worker's Strike" laws set out who is allowed to strike a worker. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wabahuu's national animal is the Stratocaster, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Wabahuu is ranked 188,345th in the world and 13th in The Kingdom of Burgundy for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 52.74 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.

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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,682ndLargest Populations: 5,446thMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,302ndMost Pacifist: 9,583rdTop
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Safest: 12,910thNicest Citizens: 14,633rdHighest Economic Output: 16,951stMost Compassionate Citizens: 17,462ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 18,606thMost Influential: 19,982ndBest Weather: 20,893rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 21,674th
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Wabahuu was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Safest.
  • : Wabahuu was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Safest.
  • : Wabahuu was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
  • : Wabahuu was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
  • : Wabahuu was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
  • : Wabahuu was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Safest.
  • : Wabahuu was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • : Wabahuu was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • : Wabahuu was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • : Wabahuu was struck by a Mk I (Immunizer) Cure Missile from The Land of 1000 Dances, curing 1 million infected.

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