by Max Barry

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Largest Publishing Industry: 1,758thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,372ndMost Inclusive: 2,495th
The Democratic States of
Corporate Bordello
Hong kong
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards


Population3.942 billion


Currencyhong kong dollar

The Democratic States of W1nky is a massive, genial nation, ruled by president with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and prohibition of alcohol. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 3.942 billion W1nkyians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Disney. The average income tax rate is 75.7%.

The frighteningly efficient W1nkyian economy, worth 599 trillion hong kong dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 151,975 hong kong dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Small businesses are gobbled up almost daily by corporate giants, the statue in the Castro Plaza has a solar panel for a hat, factory workers offered 20-hour shifts are expected to thank their bosses for the wonderful opportunity, and the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. W1nky's national animal is the flower, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is buddhism.

W1nky is ranked 2,929th in the world and 2nd in Ridgefield for Least Corrupt Governments, with 95.77 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

Largest Publishing Industry: 1,758thTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 2,372ndMost Inclusive: 2,495thBest Weather: 2,592ndNicest Citizens: 2,763rdMost Beautiful Environments: 2,834thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,929thMost Influential: 3,080thMost Cultured: 3,138thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,238thMost Pacifist: 3,261stSafest: 3,753rdHealthiest Citizens: 4,207thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,013thSmartest Citizens: 5,230thMost Developed: 5,304thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,562ndMost Secular: 6,590thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,705thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,419thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,840thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,570thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,955thRudest Citizens: 10,379thTop
Highest Average Incomes: 13,282ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,513thLowest Crime Rates: 14,139thLargest Governments: 14,833rdMost Efficient Economies: 15,041stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 18,484thLargest Welfare Programs: 18,896thHighest Average Tax Rates: 19,427thHighest Poor Incomes: 21,131st
Most Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionTop
Smartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionNudest: 2nd in the regionSafest: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : W1nky was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in W1nky, the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes.
  • : Following new legislation in W1nky, factory workers offered 20-hour shifts are expected to thank their bosses for the wonderful opportunity.
  • : Following new legislation in W1nky, the statue in the Christensen Plaza has a solar panel for a hat.
  • : Following new legislation in W1nky, small businesses are gobbled up almost daily by corporate giants.
  • : W1nky voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Reducing Disease Vectors".
  • : Following new legislation in W1nky, all the world's a stage for W1nkyian political theatrics.
  • : Following new legislation in W1nky, couples are discouraged from marrying until they can rank their partner on a scale of one to ten.
  • : Following new legislation in W1nky, both diets and economic output are growing leaner with recent restrictions to free trade.
  • : Following new legislation in W1nky, the government mails weekly updates on the new anti-junk mail laws to every citizen.


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