The Dominion of Vyondia is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Caillou Anderson with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, rampant corporate plagiarism, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.851 billion Vyondians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of GoCity. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 30.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Vyondian economy, worth 219 trillion deniers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 118,554 deniers, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 456,696 per year while the poor average 21,168, a ratio of 21.6 to 1.

Sexuality-questioning teenagers are placed in locked rooms with dirty magazines and lewd posters, the nation's historic treasures have been sold off to Maxtopia's "Museum of Vyondian Artifacts That They're Too Stupid to Appreciate", crime suspects are forced to submit to blood testing, and machine-peeled candied grapes come in individual packaging for the busy commuter. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. Vyondia's national animal is the horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Vyondia is ranked 227,061^st in the world and 11,419^th in Chicken overlords for Least Corrupt Governments, with 64.3 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.