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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,644thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5,230thMost Primitive: 5,735th
The Dominion of
Father Knows Best State
You are grounded for life! Go to your room now!
Caillou Anderson
Influence
Nipper
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Vyondia

Population1.851 billion

CapitalGoCity
LeaderCaillou Anderson

Currencydenier
Animalhorse

The Dominion of Vyondia is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Caillou Anderson with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, rampant corporate plagiarism, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.851 billion Vyondians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of GoCity. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 30.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Vyondian economy, worth 219 trillion deniers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 118,554 deniers, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 456,696 per year while the poor average 21,168, a ratio of 21.6 to 1.

Sexuality-questioning teenagers are placed in locked rooms with dirty magazines and lewd posters, the nation's historic treasures have been sold off to Maxtopia's "Museum of Vyondian Artifacts That They're Too Stupid to Appreciate", crime suspects are forced to submit to blood testing, and machine-peeled candied grapes come in individual packaging for the busy commuter. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. Vyondia's national animal is the horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Vyondia is ranked 227,061st in the world and 11,419th in Chicken overlords for Least Corrupt Governments, with 64.3 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,644thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5,230thMost Primitive: 5,735thNudest: 5,982ndLargest Mining Sector: 6,356thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,082ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,658thHighest Disposable Incomes: 9,646thMost Devout: 10,326thTop
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Largest Gambling Industry: 12,284thLargest Agricultural Sector: 13,299thMost Corrupt Governments: 13,773rdLargest Black Market: 14,370thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16,998thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 21,847th
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 16th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 20th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 24th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 26th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 30th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 31st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 33rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 36th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 48th in the regionLargest Black Market: 50th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 55th in the regionMost Cultured: 72nd in the regionMost Primitive: 83rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 86th in the regionNudest: 89th in the regionMost Devout: 96th in the regionLargest Governments: 112th in the regionTop
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Most Developed: 151st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 153rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 155th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 185th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 216th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 241st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 249th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 254th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 460th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 484th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 539th in the regionMost Average: 556th in the regionTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 701st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 746th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 774th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 937th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 979th in the regionMost Conservative: 1,112th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Vyondia's influence in Chicken overlords rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : Vyondia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Incomes and Largest Agricultural Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Vyondia, machine-peeled candied grapes come in individual packaging for the busy commuter.
  • : Following new legislation in Vyondia, crime suspects are forced to submit to blood testing.
  • : Following new legislation in Vyondia, the nation's historic treasures have been sold off to Maxtopia's "Museum of Vyondian Artifacts That They're Too Stupid to Appreciate".
  • : Following new legislation in Vyondia, sexuality-questioning teenagers are placed in locked rooms with dirty magazines and lewd posters.
  • : Following new legislation in Vyondia, economic output is rising as the chronically depressed are persuaded not to burden society.
  • : Vyondia's influence in Chicken overlords rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Vyondia's influence in Chicken overlords rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Following new legislation in Vyondia, the nation is infamous for its mass graves of discarded robots.

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