The Free Land of Vylixan Monadikes Kartes V is a colossal, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, suspicion of poets, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 5.206 billion Vylixan Monadikes Kartes Vians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Defense, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.3%.

The very strong Vylixan Monadikes Kartes Vian economy, worth 300 trillion Cards a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 57,817 Cards, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 199,234 per year while the poor average 12,286, a ratio of 16.2 to 1.

The breathalyser pledge is a traditional part of marriages in Vylixan Monadikes Kartes V, the nationalised Arms Manufacturing Industry is not interested in making weapons, weathermen are being arrested for attempting to read the future, and the government raises tariffs on a weekly basis. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Vylixan Monadikes Kartes V's national animal is the Bank.

Vylixan Monadikes Kartes V is ranked 214,679^th in the world and 386^th in Vylixan Prime for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 167.34 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.