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Highest Poor Incomes: 71stMost Valuable International Artwork: 129thHighest Average Incomes: 366th
The Wealthy Trading Nation of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Trade or Death
Divine Trade Council
Influence
Squire
Governor / Trading Department
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Vylixan Dora

Population9.427 billion

CapitalWorld Trade Capital
LeaderDivine Trade Council
FaithTrading

CurrencyDrachma
AnimalTursiops truncatus

The Wealthy Trading Nation of Vylixan Dora is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Divine Trade Council with an iron fist, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, ritual sacrifices, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.427 billion Greeks are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of World Trade Capital. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Greek economy, worth a remarkable 4,994 trillion Drachmas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 529,782 Drachmas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Older citizens lament over the loss of law and order, city-dwellers are forcibly moved to farming communes in the countryside, engineers preemptively order lawyers after every power cut, and government bureaucrats shut down teenage yard-raking businesses for being counter-revolutionary. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Vylixan Dora's national animal is the Tursiops truncatus, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Trading.

Vylixan Dora is ranked 313,776th in the world and 529th in Vylixan Prime for Most Primitive, scoring -753.78 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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Highest Poor Incomes: 71stMost Valuable International Artwork: 129thHighest Average Incomes: 366thLargest Agricultural Sector: 408thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 449thLargest Black Market: 510thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 533rdMost Subsidized Industry: 549thMost Corrupt Governments: 596thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 661stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 684thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 768thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 821stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,013thMost Efficient Economies: 1,156thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,158thMost Armed: 1,272ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,401stLargest Governments: 1,629thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,930thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,172ndMost Advanced Public Education: 2,292ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,350thHighest Crime Rates: 2,460thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,532ndMost Patriotic: 2,634thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,805thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,050thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 3,544thSmartest Citizens: 3,733rdMost Cultured: 3,956thFattest Citizens: 4,301stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,567thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,638thLargest Retail Industry: 7,097thMost Income Equality: 7,152ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,195thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,955thRudest Citizens: 10,895thLargest Welfare Programs: 12,676thTop
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Most Influential: 17,810thMost Developed: 21,742ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 22,699thMost Stationary: 27,569th
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Highest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Income Equality: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Authoritarian: 13th in the regionTop
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Rudest Citizens: 31st in the regionNudest: 50th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Vylixan Dora, government bureaucrats shut down teenage yard-raking businesses for being counter-revolutionary.
  • : Following new legislation in Vylixan Dora, engineers preemptively order lawyers after every power cut.
  • : Following new legislation in Vylixan Dora, city-dwellers are forcibly moved to farming communes in the countryside.
  • : Following new legislation in Vylixan Dora, older citizens lament over the loss of law and order.
  • : Following new legislation in Vylixan Dora, the government is a law unto itself.
  • : Following new legislation in Vylixan Dora, an online tea-bagging epidemic is getting worse and (meta)worse.
  • : Following new legislation in Vylixan Dora, religious education is a new government priority.
  • : Following new legislation in Vylixan Dora, the nation's counterintelligence budget is all up in the air.
  • : Following new legislation in Vylixan Dora, all music has been banned.
  • : Following new legislation in Vylixan Dora, they who do not work shall not eat.

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