Population | 9.427 billion |
Capital | World Trade Capital |
Leader | Divine Trade Council |
Faith | Trading |
Currency | Drachma |
Animal | Tursiops truncatus |
The Wealthy Trading Nation of Vylixan Dora is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Divine Trade Council with an iron fist, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, ritual sacrifices, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.427 billion Greeks are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of World Trade Capital. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Greek economy, worth a remarkable 4,994 trillion Drachmas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 529,782 Drachmas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Older citizens lament over the loss of law and order, city-dwellers are forcibly moved to farming communes in the countryside, engineers preemptively order lawyers after every power cut, and government bureaucrats shut down teenage yard-raking businesses for being counter-revolutionary. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Vylixan Dora's national animal is the Tursiops truncatus, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Trading.
Vylixan Dora is ranked 313,776th in the world and 529th in Vylixan Prime for Most Primitive, scoring -753.78 on the Scary Big Number Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Vylixan Dora, government bureaucrats shut down teenage yard-raking businesses for being counter-revolutionary.
- : Following new legislation in Vylixan Dora, engineers preemptively order lawyers after every power cut.
- : Following new legislation in Vylixan Dora, city-dwellers are forcibly moved to farming communes in the countryside.
- : Following new legislation in Vylixan Dora, older citizens lament over the loss of law and order.
- : Following new legislation in Vylixan Dora, the government is a law unto itself.
- : Following new legislation in Vylixan Dora, an online tea-bagging epidemic is getting worse and (meta)worse.
- : Following new legislation in Vylixan Dora, religious education is a new government priority.
- : Following new legislation in Vylixan Dora, the nation's counterintelligence budget is all up in the air.
- : Following new legislation in Vylixan Dora, all music has been banned.
- : Following new legislation in Vylixan Dora, they who do not work shall not eat.