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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 103rd Largest Publishing Industry: 946th Most Rebellious Youth: 1,177th
The Kingdom of
Civil Rights Lovefest
Hoc hic misterium fidei firmiter profitemur
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population11.614 billion

LeaderKing Lois VII


The Kingdom of Vvarden is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King Lois VII with a fair hand, and notable for its irreverence towards religion, compulsory gun ownership, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 11.614 billion Vvardenese hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Social Policy, Industry, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Betanzos. The average income tax rate is 83.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Vvardenese economy, worth a remarkable 2,280 trillion Caras a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 196,392 Caras, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

The monarchy has adopted absolute primogeniture, neighbouring countries pay to situate their nuclear power plants in Vvarden, King Lois VII's mistress is the belle at many state balls, and bouncers at the door of the sweet shop warn five-year-olds not to cause trouble. Crime is totally unknown. Vvarden's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Alydianism.

Vvarden is ranked 3,049th in the world and 3rd in Aeia for Most Cultured, scoring 186 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

Largest Cheese Export Sector: 103rdLargest Publishing Industry: 946thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,177thMost Inclusive: 1,477thTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 2,902ndMost Developed: 3,018thMost Cultured: 3,049thSmartest Citizens: 3,092ndMost Efficient Economies: 3,663rdNicest Citizens: 3,700thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,117thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,135thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,258thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,914thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,103rdHighest Economic Output: 5,255thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,826thLargest Governments: 6,046thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,048thHighest Average Incomes: 6,063rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,191stMost Subsidized Industry: 6,365thHealthiest Citizens: 6,568thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,587thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,155thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,820thMost Politically Free: 8,036thTop
Most Secular: 10,043rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,726thLargest Welfare Programs: 11,841stMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,003rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 12,324thNudest: 12,670thMost Influential: 14,327thMost Armed: 15,377thBest Weather: 15,520thMost Stationary: 15,978th
Longest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionTop
Highest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Free: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 3rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionMost Cultured: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Vvarden was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Vvarden was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Vvarden was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Vvarden was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Vvarden was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Best Weather.
  • : Vvarden was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : Vvarden's influence in Aeia rose from "Negotiator" to "Contender".
  • : Vvarden changed its national demonym plural to "Vvardenese" and its motto to "Hoc hic misterium fidei firmiter profitemur".
  • : Vvarden's influence in Aeia rose from "Diplomat" to "Negotiator".
  • : Vvarden lodged a message on the Aeia Regional Message Board.


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