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Largest Welfare Programs: 326thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 527thMost Inclusive: 568th
The Soviet Republic of
Left-wing Utopia
Doom to Capital
Bordiga
Influence
Vassal
Civil Rights
Frightening
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Vulga

Population6.177 billion

CapitalVolgograd
LeaderBordiga

CurrencyVul
AnimalHoney Badger

The Soviet Republic of Vulga is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Bordiga with a fair hand, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, soft-spoken computers, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 6.177 billion Vulgans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Volgograd. The income tax rate is 100.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Vulgan economy, worth a remarkable 1,356 trillion Vuls a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 219,683 Vuls, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation has nearly as many history museums as Vulgans, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight, citizens know never to accept cookies from strangers, and politicians preface their speeches with a declaration that any resemblance to speeches given by individuals living or dead is purely coincidental. Crime is totally unknown. Vulga's national animal is the Honey Badger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Vulga is ranked 217,375th in the world and 961st in The Communist Bloc for Rudest Citizens, with 7.21 Insults Per Minute.

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Largest Welfare Programs: 326thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 527thMost Inclusive: 568thBest Weather: 600thMost Compassionate Citizens: 634thMost Advanced Public Education: 645thNicest Citizens: 672ndMost Beautiful Environments: 677thLeast Corrupt Governments: 693rdMost Developed: 715thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 736thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 761stMost Secular: 782ndMost Pacifist: 797thLongest Average Lifespans: 833rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 921stMost Influential: 936thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,019thHealthiest Citizens: 1,024thSmartest Citizens: 1,070thLargest Governments: 1,280thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,394thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,412thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,465thHighest Drug Use: 1,713thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,756thMost Efficient Economies: 1,832ndMost Subsidized Industry: 1,936thLowest Crime Rates: 2,073rdTop
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Safest: 2,312thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,744thMost Cultured: 3,491stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,647thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,884thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,297thHighest Average Incomes: 4,880thNudest: 9,178thMost Rebellious Youth: 9,268thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,414thTop
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Most Income Equality: 11,849thHighest Economic Output: 12,174thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 14,814th
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Highest Drug Use: 6th in the regionBest Weather: 9th in the regionTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 11th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 13th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 13th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 13th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 15th in the regionMost Pacifist: 15th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 15th in the regionMost Developed: 15th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 18th in the regionMost Influential: 18th in the regionMost Inclusive: 19th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 19th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 19th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 19th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 20th in the regionMost Secular: 20th in the regionNicest Citizens: 21st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 21st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 22nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 23rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 24th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 25th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 26th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 26th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 30th in the regionLargest Governments: 30th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 32nd in the regionNudest: 34th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 34th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 40th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 44th in the regionMost Cultured: 45th in the regionSafest: 46th in the regionTop
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Most Extreme: 71st in the regionMost Politically Free: 71st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 72nd in the regionMost Stationary: 78th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 80th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 81st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 97th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Vulga, politicians preface their speeches with a declaration that any resemblance to speeches given by individuals living or dead is purely coincidental.
  • : Following new legislation in Vulga, citizens know never to accept cookies from strangers.
  • : Following new legislation in Vulga, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight.
  • : Following new legislation in Vulga, the nation has nearly as many history museums as Vulgans.
  • : Following new legislation in Vulga, the world still seems flat to some people in space.
  • : Following new legislation in Vulga, the amount welfare recipients spend on fertilizer has exploded.
  • : Following new legislation in Vulga, people can't decide between preserving forests and buying print copies of 'Dogman Versus The Giggler'.
  • : Following new legislation in Vulga, the comic book series 'Bordiga and the Villainous Corporate Cronies' is a best-seller.
  • : Following new legislation in Vulga, elementary school students are required to master Bach's Chaconne in D before graduation.
  • : Following new legislation in Vulga, the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms.

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