The Roman Imperium of Vulcravia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Emperor William V with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, aversion to nipples, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 3.307 billion Romans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Administration, and Education are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nova Roma. The average income tax rate is 45.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Roman economy, worth 712 trillion Denarii a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 215,467 Denarii, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

The government is known to care more about its buildings than its people, soylent products are an expensive commodity due to a lack of volunteers, manual labourers must be willing to have cybernetic limbs to get a job, and coffee-addicted citizens look forward to baristas getting their name wrong at local coffee shops. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Vulcravia's national animal is the Phoenix, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Romana.

Vulcravia is ranked 23,104^th in the world and 52^nd in United Kingdom for Largest Governments, scoring 29.27 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.