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Largest Agricultural Sector: 444th Highest Poor Incomes: 1,404th Highest Average Tax Rates: 2,507th
The Motherland of
Democratic Socialists
Slavs, Forward!
Vsevolod Pobedets
Influence
Hegemony
Founder
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Vseslovanskij Soyuz

Population3.41 billion

CapitalMozhestna
LeaderVsevolod Pobedets
FaithThe Cult of Self-improvement

CurrencySlovansky Rubl'
AnimalSlavic Cave Bear

The Motherland of Vseslovanskij Soyuz is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Vsevolod Pobedets with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, ban on automobiles, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed population of 3.41 billion Slavs are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mozhestna. The average income tax rate is 97.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Slavonic economy, worth 691 trillion Slovansky Rubl's a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 202,859 Slovansky Rubl's, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

10-year-olds who struggle with integrating by parts are considered slow learners, many politicians are in rehab for minor drug offenses, abortion is only legal in unusual circumstances, and arbitrary election rules are considered sacrosanct. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vseslovanskij Soyuz's national animal is the Slavic Cave Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Cult of Self-improvement.

Vseslovanskij Soyuz is ranked 18,324th in the world and 1st in DRUZHBA Union of Socialist Patriots for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 257.73 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 444thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,404thTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 2,507thLowest Crime Rates: 2,729thLargest Governments: 2,846thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,041stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,248thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,501stMost Developed: 3,512thHealthiest Citizens: 3,937thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,077thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,279thHighest Average Incomes: 5,496thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,932ndMost Cultured: 6,337thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,407thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6,581stMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,696thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,798thSmartest Citizens: 6,813thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,038thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,076thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,163rdMost Subsidized Industry: 7,424thLargest Mining Sector: 7,450thMost Secular: 7,647thLargest Welfare Programs: 8,193rdMost Income Equality: 8,312thTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,625thMost Efficient Economies: 9,380thBest Weather: 10,201st

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Vseslovanskij Soyuz, arbitrary election rules are considered sacrosanct.
  • : Following new legislation in Vseslovanskij Soyuz, abortion is only legal in unusual circumstances.
  • : Following new legislation in Vseslovanskij Soyuz, many politicians are in rehab for minor drug offenses.
  • : Following new legislation in Vseslovanskij Soyuz, 10-year-olds who struggle with integrating by parts are considered slow learners.
  • : Following new legislation in Vseslovanskij Soyuz, a vast monorail network carries people all over the country.
  • : Following new legislation in Vseslovanskij Soyuz, ghost regiments exist only on paper.
  • : Following new legislation in Vseslovanskij Soyuz, a five-year-old and a convicted terrorist can sit alongside one another in jury service.
  • : Following new legislation in Vseslovanskij Soyuz, vacationers and business travelers are often warned that they may lose the right to vote if they spend too much time overseas.
  • : Following new legislation in Vseslovanskij Soyuz, hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock".
  • : Following new legislation in Vseslovanskij Soyuz, sullen teenagers in bright orange 'community payback' onesies can be seen picking litter at the roadside.

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