Largest Welfare Programs: 2,632nd Most Influential: 3,441st Largest Populations: 6,243rd
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The Theory of Happiness of Vrolondia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Arano Iandra with a fair hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 15.194 billion Geldi hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ismair. The average income tax rate is 76.5%.

The strong Geldi economy, worth a remarkable 1,130 trillion Elysiums a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Cheese Exports. Average income is 74,423 Elysiums, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Ismair's main city thoroughfare has been blocked by a row of leyland cypresses that mysteriously appeared overnight, discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation is illegal, drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking, and the strong are acquitted and the weak are trampled in trial by a Haunted Lamp. Crime is totally unknown. Vrolondia's national animal is the Haunted Lamp, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Vrolondian Pantheon.

Vrolondia is ranked 17,884th in the world and 99th in Yggdrasil for Longest Average Lifespans, with 76.19 Years.

Largest Welfare Programs: 2,632ndMost Influential: 3,441stLargest Populations: 6,243rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 6,340thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,560thMost Cultured: 7,657thTop
Highest Economic Output: 9,475thHighest Drug Use: 10,567thSmartest Citizens: 10,691stNicest Citizens: 10,791stMost Compassionate Citizens: 11,133rdMost Advanced Public Education: 11,314thMost Cheerful Citizens: 12,299thLargest Publishing Industry: 12,583rdMost Rebellious Youth: 13,661stMost Devout: 14,134th
Largest Welfare Programs: 17th in the regionLargest Populations: 18th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 28th in the region

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