The Comfy Armchair of Voxija is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Wtor Gurraniz with a fair hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, daily referendums, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 3.595 billion Voxijans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Xirroni. The average income tax rate is 36.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Voxijan economy, worth 515 trillion kals a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 143,330 kals, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

It is typical to be greeted by a string of curse words in Voxijan restaurants, immigrants who carry knives on them are presumed to be chefs, children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary, and artificial intelligences seeking exciting work are overcome with ennui. Crime is totally unknown. Voxija's national animal is the platypus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Voxija is ranked 1,619^th in the world and 2^nd in Gypsy Lands for Rudest Citizens, with 246.64 Insults Per Minute.