The Comfy Armchair of Voxija is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by President Etor Gurraniz with a fair hand, and renowned for its national health service, daily referendums, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, democratic population of 10.578 billion Voxijans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Xirroni. The average income tax rate is 57.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Voxijan economy, worth a remarkable 1,841 trillion kals a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 174,115 kals, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Stolen Reuben sandwiches are met with detailed and thorough police investigations, children in school playgrounds can be heard chanting the hymns of the Order of Violet, the latest guided missile cruiser "Ship-1642" has received precisely zero column inches in the press, and high food prices have reduced the national diet to staple foods and water. Crime is totally unknown. Voxija's national animal is the platypus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Voxija is ranked 14,278^th in the world and 5^th in Gypsy Lands for Most Secular, with 85.55 Atheism Rate.