The Comfy Armchair of Voxija is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by President Etor Gurraniz with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, daily referendums, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.292 billion Voxijans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Xirroni. The average income tax rate is 42.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Voxijan economy, worth a remarkable 1,254 trillion kals a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 172,060 kals, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Printing out government documents requires the approval of at least three admins, the mood of raunchy movies is often ruined by the sound of babies crying, posters on 'Voxijan Values' advise against being proud of Voxija, and groups of government workers are declared protected tribes if they venture too deep into the Capitol. Crime is totally unknown. Voxija's national animal is the platypus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Voxija is ranked 94,194^th in the world and 11^th in Gypsy Lands for Most Extreme, scoring 22.72 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.