The Scientific Super Colliders of Vostrov is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by P M Kendrick Jovita Demetrius Andreas with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, unlimited-speed roads, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 8.243 billion Vostrovs love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Environment, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Site 17 of Large Hadron Super Collider. The average income tax rate is 99.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Vostrov economy, worth a remarkable 1,819 trillion Universal and Reliable Valentian Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 220,760 Universal and Reliable Valentian Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

In a baffling press conference P M Kendrick Jovita Demetrius Andreas proudly dismantled a broken door, anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper, stealing from a clothesline is a serious offence, and Bambi has been banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vostrov's national animal is the Efficient en Reliable Yet Cuddly Android, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism Amongst Many Other Religions.

Vostrov is ranked 154,214^th in the world and 355^th in The Free Nations Region for Nudest, with 95.25 Cheeks Per Square Mile.