| Population | 13.382 billion |
| Capital | Site 17 of Large Hadron Super Collider |
| Leader | P M Kendrick Jovita Demetrius Andreas |
| Faith | Atheism Amongst Many Other Religions |
| Currency | Universal and Reliable Valentian Credit |
| Animal | Efficient en Reliable Yet Cuddly Android |
The Scientific Super Colliders of Vostrov is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by P M Kendrick Jovita Demetrius Andreas with a fair hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, state-planned economy, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 13.382 billion Vostrovs love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.
The large, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Environment, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Site 17 of Large Hadron Super Collider. The average income tax rate is 99.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Vostrov economy, worth a remarkable 3,102 trillion Universal and Reliable Valentian Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 231,841 Universal and Reliable Valentian Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
P M Kendrick Jovita Demetrius Andreas has promised 'power to the puppies', celebrities sit helplessly as they are labeled "pompous womples" by P M Kendrick Jovita Demetrius Andreas, skateparks can be found in every city, and conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vostrov's national animal is the Efficient en Reliable Yet Cuddly Android, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism Amongst Many Other Religions.
Vostrov is ranked 302,526th in the world and 233rd in The Free Nations Region for Fattest Citizens, with 2.68 Obesity Rate.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Vostrov was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Cultured.
- : Following new legislation in Vostrov, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings.
- : Following new legislation in Vostrov, skateparks can be found in every city.
- : Following new legislation in Vostrov, celebrities sit helplessly as they are labeled "pompous womples" by P M Kendrick Jovita Demetrius Andreas.
- : Following new legislation in Vostrov, P M Kendrick Jovita Demetrius Andreas has promised 'power to the puppies'.
- : Following new legislation in Vostrov, passive-aggressive congratulations cards inform mums-to-be that their pregnancy is their greatest achievement in life.
- : Following new legislation in Vostrov, retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites.
- : Following new legislation in Vostrov, where there's a will there is usually a password manager.
- : Following new legislation in Vostrov, when flight control tells pilots to alter course the usual reply is "No, YOU move!".
- : Following new legislation in Vostrov, lines of trenches demarcate the nation's borders.
