The Commonwealth of Vorion is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Supreme Gay Council with an even hand, and remarkable for its aversion to nipples, anti-smoking policies, and frequent executions. The compassionate, cheerful population of 5.493 billion Vorionians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Triton. The average income tax rate is 78.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Vorionian economy, worth 846 trillion Bitcoins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 154,135 Bitcoins, with the richest citizens earning 5.2 times as much as the poorest.

There's more vermin than ever on the metro, the Finance Ministry posts hourly updates on where taxpayer money is spent, city rooftops are pockmarked with the shattered remains of high velocity delivery drones, and homeowners on prime real estate have been seen dodging giant bulldozers with cartoon characters painted on them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vorion's national animal is the Kangaroo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Flying Spaghetti Monster.

Vorion is ranked 229,915^th in the world and 6,922^nd in Osiris for Most Devout, with 2.28 Prayers Per Hour.