The Theocratic Dictatorship of Vonihove is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Solt Dobronin with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, ritual sacrifices, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 2.339 billion Vonihoveans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Parifier. The average income tax rate is 66.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Vonihovean economy, worth 104 trillion Dreyzns a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 44,617 Dreyzns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens are barcoded to keep track of their movements, government ministers claim to ride dragons to work, Gorkas has been named as Vonihove's national religion, and Solt Dobronin has just been declared ruler of Vonihove in an international press conference. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vonihove's national animal is the Mopardi, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Gorkas.

Vonihove is ranked 94,378^th in the world and 6^th in Confederation of the Mediterranean for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 1,634.65 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.