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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 14thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 57thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 65th
The Galactic Rock'n'Roll Empire of
Corporate Police State
There are NO nuclear weapons, there's only VONDUR!!!
Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

VonduR

Population35.776 billion

CapitalVondur Rock City
LeaderEinvaldur
FaithSatanism

Currencyknife
Animalwolf

The Galactic Rock'n'Roll Empire of VonduR is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Einvaldur with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and exploding hoverboards. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 35.776 billion VonduRians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Social Policy and Environment not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vondur Rock City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient VonduRian economy, worth an astonishing 18,570 trillion knives a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is a breathtaking 519,087 knives, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,862,074 per year while the poor average 4,669, a ratio of 1,041 to 1.

The government spends billions to protect VonduR from a disaster that is one in a million, the daily weather forecast often predicts light showers of debris, high school career advisors advise belligerent loners to consider vigilantism, and guns don't kill people — heroes do. Crime is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. VonduR's national animal is the wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Satanism.

VonduR is ranked 333,903rd in the world and 52nd in Scandinavia for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring -54.41 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 14thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 57thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 65thHighest Disposable Incomes: 103rdLargest Insurance Industry: 110thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 125thLargest Mining Sector: 132ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 150thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 179thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 184thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 193rdMost Avoided: 195thHighest Economic Output: 209thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 250thFattest Citizens: 257thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 270thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 300thHighest Average Incomes: 439thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 598thLargest Agricultural Sector: 654thLargest Gambling Industry: 705thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 822ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,186thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,523rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,889thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,079thMost Secular: 2,229thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,729thLargest Populations: 2,822ndLargest Retail Industry: 2,894thTop
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Largest Governments: 3,449thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,611thRudest Citizens: 4,525thSmartest Citizens: 5,528thMost Efficient Economies: 5,871stMost Armed: 6,272ndLargest Publishing Industry: 6,683rdMost Patriotic: 10,274thMost Cultured: 15,034thTop
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Nudest: 17,416thLargest Black Market: 19,937thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20,127thLowest Crime Rates: 32,504th
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionTop
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Largest Gambling Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rd in the regionNudest: 4th in the regionMost Avoided: 4th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5th in the regionMost Extreme: 5th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in VonduR, guns don't kill people — heroes do.
  • : VonduR was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Following new legislation in VonduR, high school career advisors advise belligerent loners to consider vigilantism.
  • : Following new legislation in VonduR, the daily weather forecast often predicts light showers of debris.
  • : VonduR's influence in Scandinavia rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
  • : Following new legislation in VonduR, the government spends billions to protect VonduR from a disaster that is one in a million.
  • : The Federal Republic of Eutania was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from VonduR, curing 1 million infected.
  • : The Brennanndi Ríki of Muspellheim was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from VonduR, curing 1 million infected.
  • : The One World Government of Alpha2 was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from VonduR, curing 9 million infected.
  • : The One World Government of Alpha2 was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from VonduR, curing 20 million infected.

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