The Petite Kaiserinreich of Volstokn is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Kaiserin Karoliina Svensson with an iron fist, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, zero percent divorce rate, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.235 billion Volkish are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rovaniemi. The average income tax rate is 71.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Volkish economy, worth 347 trillion Markkaa a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 155,297 Markkaa, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas, the military is recruiting war criminals to join its weapons research teams, passwords to nuclear codes must now contain upper and lower case characters, and not showing enough enthusiasm for mutual assured destruction is a court-martial offence. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Volstokn's national animal is the Maned Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Suomi Lutheranism.

Volstokn is ranked 160,079^th in the world and 7,154^th in The East Pacific for Most Pacifist, with 4.87 Cheeks Turned Per Day.