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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,349th Largest Manufacturing Sector: 1,790th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,461st
The Kingdom of
Iron Fist Consumerists
The light of the Suomi star guides the Kingdom!
Katja Hämäläinen II
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Population3.908 billion

LeaderKatja Hämäläinen II
FaithSuomi Lutheranism

AnimalManed Wolf

The Kingdom of Volstokn is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Katja Hämäläinen II with an iron fist, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, ubiquitous missile silos, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.908 billion Volkish are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Education also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rovaniemi. The average income tax rate is 73.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Volkish economy, worth 720 trillion Markkaa a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 184,276 Markkaa, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Military spending is on the increase, warfare increasingly resembles a video game, the nation is committed to nuclear rearmament, and veteran cops reminisce over their heavy armor days. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Volstokn's national animal is the Maned Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Suomi Lutheranism.

Volstokn is ranked 39,568th in the world and 2,279th in The North Pacific for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 49,754.63 Standard Monetary Units.

Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,349thTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 1,790thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,461stLargest Mining Sector: 3,868thLargest Black Market: 3,907thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,937thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,991stLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 4,931stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,452ndHighest Average Incomes: 7,170thTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,699thLowest Crime Rates: 8,361stMost Efficient Economies: 8,482ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8,940thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,056thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,315thLargest Governments: 10,647thMost Conservative: 11,006thMost Devout: 14,188th
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 55th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 65th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 93rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 118th in the regionLargest Black Market: 121st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 145th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 153rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 210th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 300th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 302nd in the regionTop
Highest Average Incomes: 363rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 374th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 433rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 446th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 485th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 510th in the regionLargest Governments: 539th in the regionMost Conservative: 619th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 626th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 674th in the regionMost Devout: 695th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 717th in the region

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