by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,449th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,217th Most Influential: 3,962nd
The Petite Kaiserinreich of
Iron Fist Consumerists
The light of the Suomi Star guides the Kaiserinreich!
Kaiserin Karoliina Svensson
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population2.235 billion

LeaderKaiserin Karoliina Svensson
FaithSuomi Lutheranism

AnimalManed Wolf

The Petite Kaiserinreich of Volstokn is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Kaiserin Karoliina Svensson with an iron fist, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, zero percent divorce rate, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.235 billion Volkish are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rovaniemi. The average income tax rate is 71.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Volkish economy, worth 347 trillion Markkaa a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 155,297 Markkaa, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas, the military is recruiting war criminals to join its weapons research teams, passwords to nuclear codes must now contain upper and lower case characters, and not showing enough enthusiasm for mutual assured destruction is a court-martial offence. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Volstokn's national animal is the Maned Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Suomi Lutheranism.

Volstokn is ranked 160,079th in the world and 7,154th in The East Pacific for Most Pacifist, with 4.87 Cheeks Turned Per Day.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,449thTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,217thMost Influential: 3,962ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,976thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,150thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,922ndLargest Mining Sector: 4,940thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 5,950thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,356thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,801stLargest Black Market: 7,561stLowest Crime Rates: 8,294thTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8,483rdMost Subsidized Industry: 9,175thMost Efficient Economies: 9,693rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,720thHighest Average Incomes: 11,502ndMost Developed: 14,255thHighest Poor Incomes: 14,310thLargest Governments: 14,401stMost Devout: 15,814th
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 66th in the regionTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 76th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 84th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 88th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 127th in the regionLargest Black Market: 133rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 140th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 172nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 190th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 205th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 212th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 215th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 254th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 266th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 282nd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 356th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 368th in the regionLargest Governments: 377th in the regionMost Developed: 439th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 448th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 539th in the regionMost Devout: 583rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 594th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 654th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 661st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 661st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 669th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 687th in the region

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