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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 273rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 433rdMost Influential: 490th
The Tsaral Realm of
Iron Fist Consumerists
The light of the Volka Star guides the Realm!
Tsarina Katja Hämäläinen II
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population6.805 billion

LeaderTsarina Katja Hämäläinen II

AnimalManed Wolf

The Tsaral Realm of Volstokn is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Tsarina Katja Hämäläinen II with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, public floggings, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 6.805 billion Volkish are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Education are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Volkoneimi. The average income tax rate is 92.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Volkish economy, worth a remarkable 1,250 trillion Markkaa a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 183,798 Markkaa, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Weighted heels are added to military boots to ensure diminutive celebrities meet minimum requirements, the roads are notorious throughout the region for their peril, the nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle, and vacationing Volkish expect to be treated as royalty. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Volstokn's national animal is the Maned Wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Suomiluterian.

Volstokn is ranked 162,561st in the world and 7,489th in The North Pacific for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring 165.52 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 273rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 433rdMost Influential: 490thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,843rdLargest Mining Sector: 2,053rdTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 2,327thLargest Black Market: 2,328thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,514thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,385thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,390thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,445thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,329thMost Efficient Economies: 6,607thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,631stLargest Governments: 8,048thHighest Average Incomes: 8,271stMost Armed: 8,650thMost Secular: 8,892ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,021stLowest Crime Rates: 9,102ndTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 13,223rdMost Advanced Public Education: 13,240thHighest Economic Output: 13,846thMost Developed: 14,341stLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,200thMost Advanced Public Transport: 15,217thHighest Poor Incomes: 15,242ndLongest Average Lifespans: 15,714thMost Scientifically Advanced: 18,694th
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 26th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 53rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 55th in the regionLargest Black Market: 79th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 80th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 111th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 143rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 152nd in the regionMost Influential: 157th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 175th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 213th in the regionMost Armed: 313th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 323rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 358th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 367th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 395th in the regionLargest Governments: 412th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 446th in the regionMost Secular: 471st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 481st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 482nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 506th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 707th in the regionMost Stationary: 711th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 717th in the regionMost Developed: 813th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 824th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 846th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 893rd in the regionLargest Populations: 920th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 972nd in the region

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