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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 226thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 413thMost Influential: 471st
The Tsaral Realm of
Father Knows Best State
The light of the Volka Star guides the Realm!
Tsarina Katja Hämäläinen II
Influence
Page
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Volstokn

Population8.056 billion

CapitalVolkoniemi
LeaderTsarina Katja Hämäläinen II
FaithElisimism

CurrencyMarkka
AnimalManed Wolf

The Tsaral Realm of Volstokn is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Tsarina Katja Hämäläinen II with an iron fist, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, digital currency, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 8.056 billion Volkish are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Education also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Volkoniemi. The average income tax rate is 93.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Volkish economy, worth a remarkable 1,422 trillion Markkaa a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 176,589 Markkaa, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Weighted heels are added to military boots to ensure diminutive celebrities meet minimum requirements, the roads are notorious throughout the region for their peril, the nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle, and vacationing Volkish expect to be treated as royalty. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Volstokn's national animal is the Maned Wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Elisimism.

Volstokn is ranked 213,402nd in the world and 7,965th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -261.15 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 226thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 413thMost Influential: 471stMost Subsidized Industry: 2,258thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,274thTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 2,344thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,412thLargest Black Market: 2,578thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,821stMost Patriotic: 4,027thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,282ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,405thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,731stHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,207thMost Efficient Economies: 6,940thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,923rdLargest Governments: 8,209thMost Secular: 8,824thLowest Crime Rates: 9,107thMost Armed: 9,602ndHighest Average Incomes: 9,709thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,778thTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 12,541stHighest Economic Output: 12,797thMost Advanced Public Transport: 13,774thMost Developed: 14,458thLongest Average Lifespans: 14,689thLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,525thMost Scientifically Advanced: 18,651stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 20,053rdMost Stationary: 20,773rd
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 27th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 75th in the regionTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 97th in the regionLargest Black Market: 102nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 116th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 126th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 145th in the regionMost Influential: 155th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 176th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 181st in the regionMost Patriotic: 182nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 184th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 324th in the regionMost Armed: 339th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 371st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 392nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 434th in the regionLargest Governments: 435th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 442nd in the regionTop
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Most Secular: 447th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 463rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 484th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 594th in the regionMost Stationary: 599th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 621st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 664th in the regionRudest Citizens: 701st in the regionLargest Populations: 829th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 832nd in the regionMost Developed: 835th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 849th in the region

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