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Most Influential: 1,640th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,147th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,546th
The Monarchist Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists
The light of the Suomi star guides the Empire!
Queen Katja Hämäläinen II
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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Population1.885 billion

LeaderQueen Katja Hämäläinen II
FaithSuomi Lutheranism

AnimalManed Wolf

The Monarchist Republic of Volstokn is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Queen Katja Hämäläinen II with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, digital currency, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.885 billion Volkish are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rovaniemi. The average income tax rate is 68.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Volkish economy, worth 299 trillion Markkaa a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Trout Farming, and Information Technology. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 159,021 Markkaa, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

The country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, running away is an essential part of the elite forces' hand-to-hand training, weighted heels are added to military boots to ensure diminutive celebrities meet minimum requirements, and in a fit of passion Queen Katja Hämäläinen II has shredded thirty years' worth of petitions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Volstokn's national animal is the Maned Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Suomi Lutheranism.

Volstokn is ranked 138,605th in the world and 5,763rd in The East Pacific for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 19.77 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.

Most Influential: 1,640thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,147thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,546thLargest Mining Sector: 4,088thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,163rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,440thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,782ndLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 5,339thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,182ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,392ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,441stTop
Largest Black Market: 7,837thLowest Crime Rates: 8,271stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,444thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,607thMost Efficient Economies: 9,901stHighest Average Incomes: 10,667thHighest Poor Incomes: 13,899thMost Developed: 14,830thMost Conservative: 14,916thMost Devout: 14,923rdLargest Governments: 14,930thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 15,104th
Largest Mining Sector: 73rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 77th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 96th in the regionMost Influential: 103rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 103rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 128th in the regionLargest Black Market: 145th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 157th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 162nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 212th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 215th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 216th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 219th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 259th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 260th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 269th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 319th in the regionTop
Largest Governments: 377th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 417th in the regionMost Developed: 448th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 511th in the regionMost Devout: 524th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 570th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 576th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 614th in the region

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