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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 206thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 401stMost Influential: 430th
The Tsaral Realm of
Iron Fist Consumerists
The light of the Volka Star guides the Realm!
Tsarina Katja Hämäläinen II
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population7.362 billion

LeaderTsarina Katja Hämäläinen II

AnimalManed Wolf

The Tsaral Realm of Volstokn is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Tsarina Katja Hämäläinen II with an iron fist, and renowned for its smutty television, enslaved workforce, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 7.362 billion Volkish are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Education are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Volkoniemi. The average income tax rate is 93.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Volkish economy, worth a remarkable 1,302 trillion Markkaa a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 176,929 Markkaa, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Weighted heels are added to military boots to ensure diminutive celebrities meet minimum requirements, the roads are notorious throughout the region for their peril, the nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle, and vacationing Volkish expect to be treated as royalty. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Volstokn's national animal is the Maned Wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Elisimism.

Volstokn is ranked 2,464th in the world and 95th in The North Pacific for Largest Black Market, with 1,111 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 206thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 401stMost Influential: 430thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,102ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,190thLargest Mining Sector: 2,229thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,275thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,384thTop
Largest Black Market: 2,464thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,605thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,294thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,472ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,243rdMost Efficient Economies: 6,637thLargest Governments: 8,086thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,369thMost Secular: 8,885thLowest Crime Rates: 8,980thMost Armed: 9,165thHighest Average Incomes: 9,275thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,003rdTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 12,760thHighest Economic Output: 13,594thMost Developed: 14,497thMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,619thLongest Average Lifespans: 14,779thLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,350thMost Scientifically Advanced: 18,784thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 22,459thMost Stationary: 22,737thMost Cultured: 23,931st
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 26th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 69th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 81st in the regionLargest Black Market: 95th in the regionTop
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 110th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 111th in the regionMost Influential: 134th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 153rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 169th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 170th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 194th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 243rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 315th in the regionMost Armed: 354th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 365th in the regionLargest Governments: 417th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 434th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 445th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 460th in the regionMost Secular: 470th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 476th in the regionTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 609th in the regionMost Stationary: 650th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 660th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 671st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 807th in the regionMost Developed: 814th in the regionRudest Citizens: 839th in the regionLargest Populations: 855th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 856th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 919th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 973rd in the region

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