The Вільна українська земля of Volodymyr Oleksandrovych Zelenskyy is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Volodymyr Oleksandrovych Zelenskyy with an iron fist, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, ubiquitous missile silos, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.641 billion Volodymyr Oleksandrovych Zelenskyyians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry is also considered important, while Education and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kyjiv. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 52.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Volodymyr Oleksandrovych Zelenskyyian economy, worth 854 trillion Hryvnia ₴s a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing and Gambling. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 184,065 Hryvnia ₴s, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.

Exceptionally talented workers are praised more than Revolutionary heroes, the nation's historic treasures have been sold off to Maxtopia's "Museum of Volodymyr Oleksandrovych Zelenskyyian Artifacts That They're Too Stupid to Appreciate", troublemakers just happen to be reassigned to distant mining operations, and an underground movement of cigarette smokers has sprung up in response to a government ban. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Volodymyr Oleksandrovych Zelenskyy's national animal is the Соловейко західний, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Pravoslavna tserkva Ukrainy.

Volodymyr Oleksandrovych Zelenskyy is ranked 47,959^th in the world and 3^rd in Ukraine for Largest Governments, scoring 22.8 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.