The Profound Eminency of Volkarai is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Ban-Diùc MacTavish IV with an even hand, and remarkable for its avant-garde cinema, free-roaming dinosaurs, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 1.277 billion Volks enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Defense, and Social Policy are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kirk Yetholm. The average income tax rate is 43.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Volkaraian economy, worth 75.1 trillion tasdans a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 58,792 tasdans, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Employers are finding it hard to screen candidates now that everyone gets A grades in their exams, all recreational drugs are legal, young and brooding teens are welcomed with open arms to the Dogwarts School of Strangeness and Sorcery, and the comic book series 'Ban-Diùc MacTavish IV and the Villainous Corporate Cronies' is a best-seller. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Volkarai's national animal is the tàirngarú, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Volkarai is ranked 88,432^nd in the world and 3,178^th in The East Pacific for Most Average, scoring 39.26 on the Average Standardized Normality Scale.