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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 441stLargest Gambling Industry: 473rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 523rd
The Magmatic Realm of
Capitalist Paradise
TEAM VOLCANO FIRE!!!
Volcano Fire Emperor
Influence
Power
Region
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Volcano Fire

Population11.418 billion

CapitalFiery Volcano
LeaderVolcano Fire Emperor
FaithChristianity

CurrencyCool Bean
AnimalRisk Monkey

The Magmatic Realm of Volcano Fire is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Volcano Fire Emperor with an even hand, and remarkable for its prohibition of alcohol, compulsory military service, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 11.418 billion Volcano Fire Lords are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt individuals juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fiery Volcano. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Volcano Fiery economy, worth a remarkable 2,324 trillion Cool Beans a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 203,560 Cool Beans, with the richest citizens earning 6.8 times as much as the poorest.

Doctors prescribe videos of political debates to patients with insomnia, high school bands practice by moonlight, NPCs in MMORPGs regularly interrupt cutscenes with OOC reminders that they aren't real people, and scaffolding is built around scaffolding to give safe access. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Volcano Fire's national animal is the Risk Monkey, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Volcano Fire is ranked 58,213th in the world and 1st in USAsia for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 4,265.11 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 441stLargest Gambling Industry: 473rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 523rdHighest Crime Rates: 734thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,054thMost Armed: 1,141stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,225thMost Avoided: 1,245thFattest Citizens: 1,348thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,382ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,564thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,035thLargest Retail Industry: 2,178thRudest Citizens: 2,298thTop
5%
Largest Mining Sector: 2,589thMost Devout: 2,698thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,816thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,249thLargest Insurance Industry: 3,276thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,977thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5,738thHighest Average Incomes: 6,356thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,616thHighest Economic Output: 6,890thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7,625thMost Stationary: 7,998thLargest Agricultural Sector: 8,107thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 11,247thTop
10%
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 12,688thMost Scientifically Advanced: 18,004thLargest Black Market: 19,067thMost Influential: 21,328thHighest Poor Incomes: 22,257thLargest Information Technology Sector: 22,547thMost Ignorant Citizens: 22,719thMost Efficient Economies: 22,842nd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Volcano Fire, scaffolding is built around scaffolding to give safe access.
  • : Following new legislation in Volcano Fire, NPCs in MMORPGs regularly interrupt cutscenes with OOC reminders that they aren't real people.
  • : Following new legislation in Volcano Fire, high school bands practice by moonlight.
  • : Following new legislation in Volcano Fire, doctors prescribe videos of political debates to patients with insomnia.
  • : Following new legislation in Volcano Fire, the best doughnut stores have been taken over by foreign police officers.
  • : Following new legislation in Volcano Fire, major boxing matches are held in government buildings.
  • : Following new legislation in Volcano Fire, hypochondriacs demand treatment for genetic disorders they don't have.
  • : Following new legislation in Volcano Fire, more sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people.
  • : Following new legislation in Volcano Fire, foreign converts are illuminated by both missionaries and helicopter searchlights.
  • : Following new legislation in Volcano Fire, heartfelt sentiments are mercilessly marketed by a million-Cool Bean treacle machine.

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