Most Ignorant Citizens: 4,470th Most Extreme: 5,946th Fattest Citizens: 6,102nd
The Empire of
Corporate Police State
Only The Powerful Potato Shall Survive
Regional Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Empire of Volanowsh is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Loctar with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, sprawling nuclear power plants, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 10.372 billion Volanowshians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mordor. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.1%.

The very strong Volanowshian economy, worth 751 trillion Bloods a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Average income is 72,461 Bloods, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 300,631 per year while the poor average 11,446, a ratio of 26.3 to 1.

Corporations cut costs by taking away safety-features on their products, Mr Happy's Funland has just been named Volanowsh's new capital, Emperor Loctar has been self-declared as the Most Supreme Magnificent Overlord of Everything You Ever Saw, and Emperor Loctar is the self-declared God of all Volanowsh. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a well-funded police force. Volanowsh's national animal is the Basilisk, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Loctarian.

Volanowsh is ranked 21,338th in the world and 17th in Geopolity for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 4,826.32 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 4,470thMost Extreme: 5,946thFattest Citizens: 6,102ndMost Pro-Market: 6,898thLargest Mining Sector: 6,983rdMost Avoided: 7,989thTop
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Largest Gambling Industry: 8,161stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 8,571stMost Conservative: 8,907thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 11,198thMost Primitive: 11,335thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 11,540thLargest Populations: 11,781stLargest Insurance Industry: 12,017thHighest Economic Output: 13,870th
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionTop
5%
Largest Populations: 3rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Extreme: 3rd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 4th in the regionFattest Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 4th in the regionMost Avoided: 4th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 5th in the regionMost Conservative: 5th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5th in the regionMost Primitive: 6th in the regionTop
10%
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 7th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 10th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 12th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Volanowsh was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Avoided.
  • : Volanowsh was ravaged by a Zombie Horde from The Socialist Republic of Furstia, infecting 1 million survivors.
  • : Volanowsh was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Volanowsh was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : Volanowsh was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate and the Top 10% for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Volanowsh was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Gambling Industry and Most Avoided and the Top 10% for Highest Economic Output and Largest Retail Industry.
  • : Volanowsh was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Mining Sector.
  • : Volanowsh was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Mining Sector.
  • : Volanowsh was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Avoided.
  • : Volanowsh was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.

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