by Max Barry

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Safest: 1,849thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,894thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,543rd
The Greater Union of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
I'll make my own nation, with blackjack and hookers!
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Population28.091 billion

LeaderLord Keegan XVI
FaithThe Internet

AnimalKiller Bunny

The Greater Union of Voik is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Lord Keegan XVI with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 28.091 billion Voikians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Law & Order, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jiffers. The average income tax rate is 96.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Voikian economy, worth a remarkable 4,395 trillion tothecoins a year, is highly specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 156,475 tothecoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Murderers frequently escape punishment by claiming they were protecting their honour, the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction, the tenet of free speech is held dear, and the importance of winning Olympic gold medals is indoctrinated from an early age. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Voik's national animal is the Killer Bunny, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Internet.

Voik is ranked 3,841st in the world and 2nd in 00000 A World Power for Best Weather, with 343 meters of sunlight.

Safest: 1,849thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,894thTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,543rdHighest Economic Output: 2,953rdMost Beautiful Environments: 3,459thLargest Populations: 3,479thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,531stBest Weather: 3,841stHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,919thMost Influential: 4,046thMost Developed: 4,362ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,661stLargest Governments: 4,864thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,061stLongest Average Lifespans: 5,087thHealthiest Citizens: 5,108thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,947thLowest Crime Rates: 6,074thSmartest Citizens: 6,195thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,416thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,424thMost Cultured: 7,147thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,319thLargest Welfare Programs: 9,185thHighest Food Quality: 9,423rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,881stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,393rdMost Patriotic: 10,999thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,127thMost Efficient Economies: 12,077thMost Rebellious Youth: 12,305thTop
Highest Average Incomes: 13,052ndMost Stationary: 14,015thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16,818thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,947thMost Scientifically Advanced: 18,604th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Voik was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
  • : Voik was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Voik lost WA Delegate status in 00000 A World Power.
  • : Voik was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : Voik was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : Voik was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
  • : Voik was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Survivors.
  • : Voik was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : Voik was endorsed by The Smelly Pirate Hookers of AmericaXLI.
  • : Voik lodged a message on the 00000 A World Power Regional Message Board.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: None.

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