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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,123rd Most Cheerful Citizens: 4,163rd Most Efficient Economies: 4,476th
The United Socialist States of
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Come for the Vodka, Stay for the Slavia.
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Vodkaslavia

Population9.113 billion

CapitalArmistice City
LeaderDictator Zero
FaithVodka Amity

CurrencyJewel
AnimalYadernaya Bomba

The United Socialist States of Vodkaslavia is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Dictator Zero with a fair hand, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, daily referendums, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 9.113 billion Vodkaslavians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Armistice City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 13.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Vodkaslavian economy, worth a remarkable 1,171 trillion Jewels a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 128,562 Jewels, with the richest citizens earning 8.3 times as much as the poorest.

Pet owners make sure their dogs wear diapers, hell is not always other people, pre-takeoff checks last longer than the flights themselves, and it's been a banner year for local vexillology. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. Vodkaslavia's national animal is the Yadernaya Bomba, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Vodka Amity.

Vodkaslavia is ranked 153,568th in the world and 8th in Steam Islands for Most Primitive, scoring -367.67 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,123rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,163rdMost Efficient Economies: 4,476thMost Devout: 4,890thHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,189thSafest: 5,482ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5,498thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,193rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,559thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,602ndMost Stationary: 7,713thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,821stTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9,509thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,532ndLowest Crime Rates: 9,616thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,980thMost Influential: 11,487thHighest Economic Output: 11,539thMost Cultured: 12,095thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 14,927thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 15,510thHealthiest Citizens: 15,645th
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Longest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the region

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