by Max Barry

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Most Cheerful Citizens: 4,082ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,061stMost Devout: 5,324th
The United Socialist States of
Corporate Bordello
Come for the Vodka, Stay for the Slavia.
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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Population11.417 billion

CapitalArmistice City
LeaderDictator Zero
FaithVodka Amity

AnimalYadernaya Bomba

The United Socialist States of Vodkaslavia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Dictator Zero with a fair hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, daily referendums, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 11.417 billion Vodkaslavians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Armistice City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 12.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Vodkaslavian economy, worth a remarkable 1,472 trillion Jewels a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 128,982 Jewels, with the richest citizens earning 8.3 times as much as the poorest.

Pet owners make sure their dogs wear diapers, hell is not always other people, pre-takeoff checks last longer than the flights themselves, and it's been a banner year for local vexillology. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. Vodkaslavia's national animal is the Yadernaya Bomba, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Vodka Amity.

Vodkaslavia is ranked 128,767th in the world and 2nd in Steam Islands for Least Corrupt Governments, with 92.66 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

Most Cheerful Citizens: 4,082ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,061stMost Devout: 5,324thSafest: 5,454thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,472ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5,510thMost Stationary: 6,777thMost Efficient Economies: 7,076thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,710thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,299thMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,311thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,574thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,758thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,582ndLowest Crime Rates: 9,939thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,993rdTop
Highest Economic Output: 10,783rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 11,721stMost Influential: 12,317thMost Cultured: 12,328thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 15,593rdHealthiest Citizens: 16,497thMost Developed: 16,952ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 17,723rdHighest Average Incomes: 19,099thMost Subsidized Industry: 20,831st

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