The Kingdom of Vloetia is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Wilhelmus with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.794 billion Vloetians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Errisen. The average income tax rate is 52.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Vloetian economy, worth 260 trillion Zeemerks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 93,340 Zeemerks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Waste is frequently shipped to other countries, ancient antique swords have had their blades replaced with latex boffer LARP replicas, the army lures cannon fodder with promises of a college education, and preschools put children down for naps with milk, cookies, and a gruesome story of vengeance. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vloetia's national animal is the Seagull, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Agnosticism.

Vloetia is ranked 25,481^st in the world and 1,337^th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 6,113.26 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.