The Big Family of Vlazinova is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Yondita with an even hand, and notable for its public floggings, otherworldly petting zoo, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 13.726 billion Vlazinovians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Apuila. The average income tax rate is 92.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Vlazinov economy, worth a remarkable 2,239 trillion Times a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 163,174 Times, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Lip-readers are often left perplexed by political rallies, popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs, space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space, and young and brooding teens are welcomed with open arms to the Dogwarts School of Strangeness and Sorcery. Crime is totally unknown. Vlazinova's national animal is the Abyssal, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Socislam.

Vlazinova is ranked 302,140^th in the world and 1,193^rd in Europeia for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring -8.6 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.