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Most Influential: 816thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,554thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,633rd
The Big Family of
Democratic Socialists
Everyone is relative
Yondita
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Vlazinova

Population4.24 billion

CapitalApuila
LeaderYondita
FaithSocislam

CurrencyTime
AnimalAbyssal

The Big Family of Vlazinova is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Yondita with an even hand, and renowned for its state-planned economy, compulsory military service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 4.24 billion Vlazinovians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Welfare, and Administration are also considered important, while Defense isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Apuila. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Vlazinov economy, worth 709 trillion Times a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 167,226 Times, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in Yondita's bedroom, a sudden shout of "surprise!" does not herald a party for teachers, pocket calculators are seen as status symbols for the ostentatiously wealthy, and the nation's leader is normally just referred to as "snuggle-wuggle-huggy-bear". Crime is totally unknown. Vlazinova's national animal is the Abyssal, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Socislam.

Vlazinova is ranked 151,119th in the world and 726th in Europeia for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -5.73 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

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Most Influential: 816thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,554thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,633rdTop
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Least Corrupt Governments: 1,777thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,853rdMost Pacifist: 2,557thMost Inclusive: 2,634thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,705thNicest Citizens: 2,756thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,084thSafest: 3,204thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,372ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,440thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,442ndMost Beautiful Environments: 3,696thMost Developed: 3,802ndMost Cultured: 4,226thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,240thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,355thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,974thLargest Governments: 5,036thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,039thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,091stSmartest Citizens: 5,134thBest Weather: 5,252ndMost Devout: 6,001stMost Subsidized Industry: 6,259thMost Efficient Economies: 6,623rdMost Rebellious Youth: 6,760thHealthiest Citizens: 7,006thLowest Crime Rates: 7,312thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,478thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,971stTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 8,853rdHighest Average Incomes: 9,853rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,408thNudest: 14,581st
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 15th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 17th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 30th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 35th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 37th in the regionMost Devout: 39th in the regionMost Pacifist: 39th in the regionNicest Citizens: 39th in the regionSafest: 39th in the regionMost Inclusive: 40th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 43rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 46th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 49th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 50th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 51st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 56th in the regionMost Developed: 58th in the regionLargest Governments: 58th in the regionMost Cultured: 58th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 61st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 62nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 64th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 65th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 69th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 71st in the regionBest Weather: 74th in the regionNudest: 74th in the regionMost Income Equality: 76th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 77th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 80th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 80th in the regionMost Influential: 83rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Vlazinova, the nation's leader is normally just referred to as "snuggle-wuggle-huggy-bear".
  • : Following new legislation in Vlazinova, pocket calculators are seen as status symbols for the ostentatiously wealthy.
  • : Following new legislation in Vlazinova, a sudden shout of "surprise!" does not herald a party for teachers.
  • : Following new legislation in Vlazinova, photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in Yondita's bedroom.
  • : Following new legislation in Vlazinova, nouveau riche farmers diligently take care of their golden calf herds.
  • : Following new legislation in Vlazinova, workers for the environmental protection agency are patted down for tartar sauce every morning.
  • : Following new legislation in Vlazinova, it's been a banner year for local vexillology.
  • : Following new legislation in Vlazinova, landless farmers wander forlornly in the government's many national parks.
  • : Following new legislation in Vlazinova, the combined alert sound of a nation simultaneously receiving a text message is a common cause of hearing damage.
  • : Following new legislation in Vlazinova, popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs.

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