The Dictatorship of Vlatzit is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Frustiz Grrick Grimes with an iron fist, and renowned for its smutty television, zero percent divorce rate, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.369 billion Vlatzitians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Industry also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vurisk. The average income tax rate is 88.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Vlatzitian economy, worth 274 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 200,624 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Nations that kill a Vlatzitian can expect a strongly worded letter, skateparks can be found in every city, twice-daily toilet inspection rotas for government buildings are archived for public appraisal, and Calvinball players are lost for days as they wander the vast halls of their new academies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vlatzit's national animal is the Corndogs, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Christianity.

Vlatzit is ranked 27,377^th in the world and 3^rd in THE W0RLD for Largest Black Market, with 96.9 trillion Standard Monetary Units.