by Max Barry

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Most Patriotic: 1,792ndLowest Crime Rates: 3,076thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,569th
The Soviet State of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Workers of Vlasisitan, Unite!
Supreme Leader Ulaş Püskülcü
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population5.008 billion

LeaderSupreme Leader Ulaş Püskülcü

CurrencyVlasisitanian Lira
AnimalBaris Puskulcu

The Soviet State of Vlasisitan is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Supreme Leader Ulaş Püskülcü with an iron fist, and notable for its national health service, frequent executions, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, cynical population of 5.008 billion Vlasisitanians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bartin-Zonguldak. The average income tax rate is 97.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Vlasisitanian economy, worth 838 trillion Vlasisitanian Lire a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 167,451 Vlasisitanian Lire, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Atheists on vacation find Geniusim's scriptures make useful doorstops, the government's approval ratings go down while its turnover rate goes up, the government funds large training centres to turn Baris Puskulcus into functioning members of society, and grinding bureaucracy has the international wheels of justice turning slowly. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vlasisitan's national animal is the Baris Puskulcu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Geniusim.

Vlasisitan is ranked 5,677th in the world and 23rd in European Union for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 16,207.43 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

Most Patriotic: 1,792ndTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 3,076thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,569thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,599thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,769thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,832ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,176thLargest Governments: 4,543rdHighest Poor Incomes: 4,604thMost Cultured: 4,678thMost Developed: 5,094thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,097thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,126thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,677thHealthiest Citizens: 6,408thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,507thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,821stHighest Food Quality: 7,188thMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,553rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,144thMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,344thSmartest Citizens: 8,441stMost Armed: 8,876thMost Authoritarian: 9,126thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,307thBest Weather: 9,423rdMost Subsidized Industry: 9,999thMost Secular: 10,186thNicest Citizens: 10,336thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,508thMost Compassionate Citizens: 11,058thMost Corrupt Governments: 11,739thHighest Average Incomes: 11,993rdMost Efficient Economies: 12,128thMost Inclusive: 12,713thSafest: 12,986thTop
Most Influential: 15,499thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 15,561stMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,766thMost Income Equality: 17,493rdHighest Economic Output: 27,274th
Most Patriotic: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 5th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 5th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 6th in the regionLargest Governments: 6th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 6th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7th in the regionTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8th in the regionMost Income Equality: 8th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8th in the regionMost Extreme: 9th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 9th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 12th in the regionMost Developed: 12th in the regionMost Armed: 13th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 13th in the regionMost Influential: 13th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 14th in the regionMost Secular: 14th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 14th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Vlasisitan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Vlasisitan's influence in European Union rose from "Nipper" to "Truckler".
  • : Vlasisitan applied to join the World Assembly.
  • : Vlasisitan relocated from Osiris to European Union.
  • : Vlasisitan altered its national flag.
  • : Vlasisitan was refounded in Osiris.
  • : Vlasisitan ceased to exist in European Union.
  • : Following new legislation in Vlasisitan, grinding bureaucracy has the international wheels of justice turning slowly.
  • : Following new legislation in Vlasisitan, the government funds large training centres to turn Baris Puskulcus into functioning members of society.
  • : Vlasisitan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.