|Leader||Supreme Eternal Omnipotent Leader Shrek|
|Currency||O N I O N|
The Shrekacratic Ogres Republic of VlaRiSsiA is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Supreme Eternal Omnipotent Leader Shrek with an iron fist, and remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, enslaved workforce, and compulsory vegetarianism. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.977 billion Ogres are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Spirituality are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Swampskow. The average income tax rate is 91.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The powerhouse Shrekist economy, worth 496 trillion O N I O NS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 251,367 O N I O NS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.
Motorists' locations are constantly tracked by intelligence and law enforcement agencies, several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation, trespassers entering Supreme Eternal Omnipotent Leader Shrek's office are immediately vaporized, and terrified tympanists are finding themselves on the front lines armed only with kettledrums. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. VlaRiSsiA's national animal is the Donkey, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Shrekism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in VlaRiSsiA, terrified tympanists are finding themselves on the front lines armed only with kettledrums.
- : Following new legislation in VlaRiSsiA, trespassers entering Supreme Eternal Omnipotent Leader Shrek's office are immediately vaporized.
- : Following new legislation in VlaRiSsiA, several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation.
- : VlaRiSsiA was endorsed by The Sultanate of Savage Bunnies.
- : Following new legislation in VlaRiSsiA, motorists' locations are constantly tracked by intelligence and law enforcement agencies.
- : Following new legislation in VlaRiSsiA, any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property.
- : Following new legislation in VlaRiSsiA, just as students finish their homework it's time for school.
- : Following new legislation in VlaRiSsiA, the roads are virtually falling apart.
- : VlaRiSsiA was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
- : Following new legislation in VlaRiSsiA, the nation's endangered species are no longer endangered.
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