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Largest Agricultural Sector: 1,339th Most Secular: 1,488th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,653rd
The Dictatorial Kingdom of
Iron Fist Consumerists
The Statt Will Never Fall
King Marc I
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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Vlamms Statt

Population1.862 billion

CapitalNew Brussels
LeaderKing Marc I
FaithOrder of the König


The Dictatorial Kingdom of Vlamms Statt is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King Marc I with an iron fist, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, complete lack of prisons, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.862 billion Flemish are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Brussels. The average income tax rate is 92.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Flemish economy, worth 336 trillion florins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 180,956 florins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

All guns must be registered, it is illegal to brush crumbs off your clothing outdoors, stone wrist watches that weigh 20lb are the latest trend, and fitness to teach sport is proven by urinating the furthest up a wall. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vlamms Statt's national animal is the Kiwi, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Order of the König.

Vlamms Statt is ranked 1,653rd in the world and 8th in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with 96 Valid Endorsements.

Largest Agricultural Sector: 1,339thMost Secular: 1,488thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,653rdTop
Most Influential: 2,180thHealthiest Citizens: 2,769thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,893rdMost Corrupt Governments: 2,996thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,000thLowest Crime Rates: 3,281stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,634thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,255thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,613thLargest Governments: 5,014thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,608thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,023rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,238thMost Developed: 6,373rdMost Conservative: 7,128thHighest Average Incomes: 7,623rdSmartest Citizens: 8,398thTop
Most Authoritarian: 9,611thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,804thMost Cultured: 10,082ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,562ndMost Efficient Economies: 10,770thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,034thLongest Average Lifespans: 11,647thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,268thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,217thHighest Poor Incomes: 13,356thLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,671stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14,044thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,355thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 14,705thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 15,485th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 8th in the regionMost Influential: 11th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 13th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 13th in the regionMost Secular: 26th in the regionMost Developed: 28th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 30th in the regionTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 37th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 38th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 43rd in the regionMost Cultured: 44th in the regionLargest Governments: 45th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 48th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 48th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 49th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 56th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 59th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 59th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 62nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 62nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 63rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 65th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Vlamms Statt, fitness to teach sport is proven by urinating the furthest up a wall.
  • : Following new legislation in Vlamms Statt, stone wrist watches that weigh 20lb are the latest trend.
  • : Vlamms Statt was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Following new legislation in Vlamms Statt, it is illegal to brush crumbs off your clothing outdoors.
  • : Following new legislation in Vlamms Statt, all guns must be registered.
  • : Vlamms Statt endorsed The Dictatorship of People Republic North Korea.
  • : Following new legislation in Vlamms Statt, the navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust.
  • : Following new legislation in Vlamms Statt, the nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas.
  • : Vlamms Statt was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Following new legislation in Vlamms Statt, a small country is wondering where their capitol building's gold dome went.


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