The Republic of Vlahodina is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its avant-garde cinema, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate population of 710 million Vlachods enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zborenița. The average income tax rate is 45.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Vlahodinan economy, worth 25.8 trillion euros a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Basket Weaving, and Gambling. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 36,344 euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Burial ceremonies have become as routinised as tax forms, the regional delicacy of chocolate bombes is deadlier than an unexploded bomb, suit-clad businessmen have been taking advantage of the relaxed welfare qualifications by shopping with food stamps, and the only women behind bars are barmaids. Crime is totally unknown. Vlahodina's national animal is the țsurcană sheep, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Vlahodina is ranked 54,599^th in the world and 3,215^th in Osiris for Most Cultured, scoring 72 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.