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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 43rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 73rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 119th
The Federative Union of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Not #funny, didn't #laugh.
Corias D Aliov
Influence
Eminence Grise
WA Delegate / Mini Delegate
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Vladilan

Population6.887 billion

CapitalConstantinople
LeaderCorias D Aliov
FaithLunacy

CurrencyEuro
AnimalHuman

The Federative Union of Vladilan is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Corias D Aliov with an iron fist, and notable for its ban on automobiles, strictly enforced bedtime, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 6.887 billion Vladilanians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Education is also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Constantinople. The average income tax rate is 98.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Vladilanian economy, worth a remarkable 2,949 trillion Euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 428,316 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Forest fires have dropped dramatically as there are hardly any forests left, scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway, a faint smell of body odour can be detected at several miles' distance from the National Science Park, and space has been brought down to earth with constellations of cancer cases across Vladilan. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vladilan's national animal is the Human, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lunacy.

Vladilan is ranked 205,081st in the world and 23rd in Slavija for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 8.86 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 43rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 73rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 119thLargest Black Market: 506thHighest Poor Incomes: 524thHighest Average Incomes: 555thMost Corrupt Governments: 598thMost Secular: 694thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,202ndLargest Governments: 1,374thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,689thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,722ndTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 2,310thLowest Crime Rates: 2,858thLargest Mining Sector: 3,284thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,891stMost Advanced Public Education: 3,916thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,068thHighest Economic Output: 4,336thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,401stMost Developed: 4,937thRudest Citizens: 4,975thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,072ndMost Subsidized Industry: 5,567thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,649thMost Conservative: 6,043rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,193rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,251stLargest Welfare Programs: 6,418thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,738thMost Efficient Economies: 6,861stSmartest Citizens: 7,070thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,619thTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 14,658thMost Authoritarian: 14,890thMost Beautiful Environments: 15,632ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 15,884thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16,058thMost Influential: 16,507thLargest Publishing Industry: 16,540thMost Stationary: 17,873rd
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Vladilan changed its national motto to "Not #funny, didn't #laugh.".
  • : Vladilan changed its national motto to "Not #funny, didn't $laugh.".
  • : Vladilan lodged a message on the Slavija Regional Message Board.
  • : Vladilan lodged a message on the Slavija Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Vladilan, space has been brought down to earth with constellations of cancer cases across Vladilan.
  • : Following new legislation in Vladilan, a faint smell of body odour can be detected at several miles' distance from the National Science Park.
  • : Following new legislation in Vladilan, scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway.
  • : Following new legislation in Vladilan, forest fires have dropped dramatically as there are hardly any forests left.
  • : Following new legislation in Vladilan, a fashion designer has been arrested for inciting hatred after claiming redheads couldn't pull off vermillion.
  • : Following new legislation in Vladilan, a recent "genocide prevention" campaign includes murdering children based on their DNA.

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