The Confederation of Vjaarland is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by President Freja Adlerberg with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, prohibition of alcohol, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 13.436 billion Vjaars have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government prioritizes Defense, with Spirituality and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Strendhavn. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.7%.

The powerhouse Vjaarlandic economy, worth a remarkable 1,534 trillion Stykkes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is an impressive 114,191 Stykkes, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 344,893 per year while the poor average 29,447, a ratio of 11.7 to 1.

Captured Brasilistani POWs are staying in 5-star hotels, homeless people can be found sleeping on streets in front of unoccupied second homes, the institution of marriage is held sacred and strictly enforced, and many politicians are serving jail time for minor drug offenses. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. Vjaarland's national animal is the Lynx, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Vjaarlandic Catholic Church.

Vjaarland is ranked 163,805^th in the world and 2^nd in Teleon for Lowest Crime Rates, with 59.82 law-abiding acts per hour.