The Please Endorse Wischland of Vivolkha is a colossal, cultured nation, remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 8.18 billion Vivolkhans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Industry, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dævik. The average income tax rate is 92.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Vivolkhan economy, worth 911 trillion Vivolkhan dollars a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 111,476 Vivolkhan dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Relations with Dàguó have warmed from frosty to chilly, doctors prescribe medicines but they rarely dispense hope or compassion, coalition governments are essential to passing new laws, and neighboring nations are tired of Vivolkha's big fish stories. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vivolkha's national animal is the hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Vivolkha is ranked 3,808^th in the world and 71^st in 10000 Islands for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 7,526.85 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.