by Max Barry

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Largest Black Market: 406th Largest Mining Sector: 946th Most Corrupt Governments: 981st
The Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Yurtta barış, cihanda barış
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Population15.315 billion

LeaderPrime Minister Bülent Çelik


The Republic of Vistulange is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Prime Minister Bülent Çelik with an even hand, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, smutty television, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 15.315 billion Turks have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Karahisar. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 74.8%.

The powerhouse Turkish economy, worth a remarkable 3,141 trillion lire a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an amazing 205,103 lire, with the richest citizens earning 5.9 times as much as the poorest.

There is something rotten in the state of Vistulange, students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas, throwing garbage out of your house's front window makes it legally someone else's problem, and a ban on unsolicited cold calling in all forms is in effect. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vistulange's national animal is the eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Vistulange is ranked 1,607th in the world and 4th in The Alliance of Dictators for Healthiest Citizens, with 27.19 Bananas Ingested Per Day.

Largest Black Market: 406thLargest Mining Sector: 946thMost Corrupt Governments: 981stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,111thTop
Healthiest Citizens: 1,607thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,878thLowest Crime Rates: 1,960thMost Avoided: 1,983rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,039thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,946thHighest Economic Output: 3,118thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,570thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,103rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,297thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,824thMost Influential: 5,003rdHighest Average Incomes: 5,235thSmartest Citizens: 5,384thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,747thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,909thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,370thTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 7,803rdLargest Populations: 9,206thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,980thMost Average: 11,198thLargest Governments: 11,858thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11,876th
Most Average: 1st in the regionTop
Healthiest Citizens: 4th in the regionTop
Largest Black Market: 7th in the regionMost Influential: 10th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 10th in the regionMost Politically Free: 11th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 13th in the region

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