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Largest Black Market: 401st Largest Mining Sector: 931st Most Corrupt Governments: 994th
The Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Styrkje Gjennom Einskap, Einskap Gjennom Trui
Vice Delegate
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Population15.653 billion

LeaderPresident Tallinn Ström
FaithLutheran Christianity

CurrencyVistulangean krone

The Republic of Vistulange is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by President Tallinn Ström with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, zero percent divorce rate, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 15.653 billion Vistulangeans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ravnensby. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 74.7%.

The powerhouse Vistulangean economy, worth a remarkable 3,217 trillion Vistulangean kroner a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an amazing 205,545 Vistulangean kroner, with the richest citizens earning 5.9 times as much as the poorest.

There is something rotten in the state of Vistulange, students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas, throwing garbage out of your house's front window makes it legally someone else's problem, and a ban on unsolicited cold calling in all forms is in effect. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vistulange's national animal is the wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Lutheran Christianity.

Vistulange is ranked 9,776th in the world and 13th in The Alliance of Dictators for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with 3 Valid Endorsements.

Largest Black Market: 401stLargest Mining Sector: 931stMost Corrupt Governments: 994thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,128thHealthiest Citizens: 1,631stTop
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,845thMost Avoided: 1,950thLowest Crime Rates: 1,994thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,077thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,990thHighest Economic Output: 3,088thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,608thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,296thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,317thMost Influential: 4,910thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,915thHighest Average Incomes: 5,258thSmartest Citizens: 5,365thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,717thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,936thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,565thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,850thTop
Largest Populations: 9,069thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,776thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,096thLargest Governments: 11,956thMost Average: 13,425thHighest Poor Incomes: 15,362nd
Most Average: 1st in the regionTop
Healthiest Citizens: 4th in the regionTop
Largest Black Market: 7th in the regionMost Influential: 7th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 8th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 9th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 11th in the regionMost Politically Free: 12th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 3 » Independent Federation of Croatia, Veradax, and Labroonia.

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