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Largest Black Market: 406th Largest Mining Sector: 948th Most Corrupt Governments: 1,001st
The Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Styrkje Gjennom Einskap, Einskap Gjennom Trui
Vice Delegate
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Population15.698 billion

LeaderPresident Tallinn Ström
FaithLutheran Christianity

CurrencyVistulangean krone

The Republic of Vistulange is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by President Tallinn Ström with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, avowedly heterosexual populace, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 15.698 billion Vistulangeans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ravnensby. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 74.7%.

The powerhouse Vistulangean economy, worth a remarkable 3,226 trillion Vistulangean kroner a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an amazing 205,545 Vistulangean kroner, with the richest citizens earning 5.9 times as much as the poorest.

There is something rotten in the state of Vistulange, students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas, throwing garbage out of your house's front window makes it legally someone else's problem, and a ban on unsolicited cold calling in all forms is in effect. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vistulange's national animal is the wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Lutheran Christianity.

Vistulange is ranked 21,800th in the world and 18th in The Alliance of Dictators for Most Cultured, scoring 81 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

Largest Black Market: 406thLargest Mining Sector: 948thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,001stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,152ndHealthiest Citizens: 1,622ndTop
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,875thLowest Crime Rates: 1,988thMost Avoided: 2,017thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,116thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,002ndHighest Economic Output: 3,132ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,637thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,299thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,318thMost Influential: 4,871stMost Subsidized Industry: 4,967thHighest Average Incomes: 5,303rdSmartest Citizens: 5,372ndMost Advanced Public Education: 5,737thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,945thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,666thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,880thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 9,067thLargest Populations: 9,255thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,195thLargest Governments: 12,038thMost Average: 13,438thHighest Poor Incomes: 15,437th
Most Average: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Black Market: 6th in the regionTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 7th in the regionMost Influential: 7th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 10th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 11th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 12th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 4 » Independent Federation of Croatia, Veradax, Labroonia, and Panaderia.

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