by Max Barry

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Largest Black Market: 473rdLargest Mining Sector: 991stMost Corrupt Governments: 1,147th
The Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Styrkje Gjennom Einskap, Einskap Gjennom Trui
Vice Delegate
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Population17.698 billion

LeaderPresident Tallinn Ström
FaithLutheran Christianity

CurrencyVistulangean krone

The Republic of Vistulange is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by President Tallinn Ström with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, anti-smoking policies, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 17.698 billion Vistulangeans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ravnensby. The average income tax rate is 78.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Vistulangean economy, worth a remarkable 3,825 trillion Vistulangean kroner a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 216,177 Vistulangean kroner, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

There is something rotten in the state of Vistulange, students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas, throwing garbage out of your house's front window makes it legally someone else's problem, and a ban on unsolicited cold calling in all forms is in effect. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vistulange's national animal is the wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Lutheran Christianity.

Vistulange is ranked 3,091st in the world and 13th in The Alliance of Dictators for Largest Information Technology Sector, scoring 47,446.88 on the Fann-Boi Productivity Index.

Largest Black Market: 473rdLargest Mining Sector: 991stMost Corrupt Governments: 1,147thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,394thHealthiest Citizens: 1,665thLowest Crime Rates: 1,958thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,988thTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 2,358thMost Avoided: 2,415thHighest Economic Output: 2,935thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,091stMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,494thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,758thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,087thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,284thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,613thMost Influential: 5,007thHighest Average Incomes: 5,089thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,138thSmartest Citizens: 5,277thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,527thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,232ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,180thLargest Populations: 8,847thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,721stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10,216thTop
Largest Governments: 11,650thMost Developed: 14,872ndMost Stationary: 14,911thHighest Average Tax Rates: 15,923rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 18,072ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 18,773rdMost Cultured: 20,290th
Most Average: 3rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 5th in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 6th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 7th in the regionMost Influential: 7th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 9th in the regionLargest Black Market: 10th in the region

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