Population | 12.704 billion |
Capital | Schnee |
Leader | Empress Vi |
Currency | Đồng |
Animal | Unicorn but without horn |
The Empire of Visburgh is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Empress Vi with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 12.704 billion Visburghians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Schnee. The average income tax rate is 99.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Visburghian economy, worth a remarkable 2,191 trillion Đồngs a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 172,501 Đồngs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Physics lessons mostly involve talking about emotional management techniques, back-alley holistic doctors carry crystals in long trench coats, fifteen-year-olds cannot walk younger siblings to school without a professional Childcare and Education Certificate, and the price of takeaway food quadruples after 6pm. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Visburgh's national animal is the Unicorn but without horn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Visburgh is ranked 2,410th in the world and 100th in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 242 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Visburgh was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
- : Visburgh was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
- : Visburgh applied to join the World Assembly.
- : Following new legislation in Visburgh, the price of takeaway food quadruples after 6pm.
- : Following new legislation in Visburgh, fifteen-year-olds cannot walk younger siblings to school without a professional Childcare and Education Certificate.
- : Following new legislation in Visburgh, back-alley holistic doctors carry crystals in long trench coats.
- : Following new legislation in Visburgh, physics lessons mostly involve talking about emotional management techniques.
- : Following new legislation in Visburgh, scientific journals publish third-graders' school essays.
- : Visburgh was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
- : Visburgh was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.