The Free Land of Viristulti is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its frequent executions, restrictive gun laws, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 297 million Viristultians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 24.4%.

The very strong Viristultian economy, worth 18.3 trillion Summi Nummis a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Average income is 61,652 Summi Nummis, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 192,865 per year while the poor average 15,117, a ratio of 12.8 to 1.

Hospitals fear government fines more than terrorist ransoms, the nation's forests are full of treasure hunters in military-grade survival gear, the government spends millions of Summi Nummis every year prosecuting spammers, and diplomacy is a foreign concept to Viristultians. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Viristulti's national animal is the fox, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Viristulti is ranked 122,992^nd in the world and 64^th in The Glorious Nations of Iwaku for Most Pacifist, with 72.63 cheeks turned per day.