Population | 1.736 billion |
Capital | Dradacanna |
Leader | Napoleon III Bonaparte |
Faith | Bonapartist Catholicism |
Currency | Dacallion |
Animal | falcon |
The Kingdom of Vire Drasadia is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Napoleon III Bonaparte with an iron fist, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, keen interest in outer space, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.736 billion Vire Drasadians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dradacanna. The average income tax rate is 59.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Vire Drasadian economy, worth 285 trillion Dacallions a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 164,662 Dacallions, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.
Citizens volunteer for tax audits to avoid the 80-page Practical Assessment Survey Tool On Religions, most barbers are also surgeons, meat-eating is frowned upon, and battlefield gains are quickly lost when enemies don't respect a time-out. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vire Drasadia's national animal is the falcon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Bonapartist Catholicism.
Vire Drasadia is ranked 92,198th in the world and 87th in KAISERREICH for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 2,012.02 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Vire Drasadia, battlefield gains are quickly lost when enemies don't respect a time-out.
- : Following new legislation in Vire Drasadia, meat-eating is frowned upon.
- : Following new legislation in Vire Drasadia, most barbers are also surgeons.
- : Following new legislation in Vire Drasadia, citizens volunteer for tax audits to avoid the 80-page Practical Assessment Survey Tool On Religions.
- : Following new legislation in Vire Drasadia, truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail.
- : Following new legislation in Vire Drasadia, the army consists of only generals and grunts.
- : Following new legislation in Vire Drasadia, bris parties are all the rage.
- : Following new legislation in Vire Drasadia, cigarettes are dead-cheap.
- : Following new legislation in Vire Drasadia, the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure.
- : Following new legislation in Vire Drasadia, organ donation rates have hit a new low.