The Empire of Virdalonja is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Friederik Hanover with an even hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, ubiquitous missile silos, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 13.545 billion Virdalonjans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Andros. The average income tax rate is 99.1%.

The all-consuming Virdalonjan economy, worth a remarkable 3,315 trillion Pounds a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 244,781 Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Government opponents tend to have their patents rejected immediately, the nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas, science centers and state of the art laboratories are ubiquitous, and farting etiquette is taught in schools. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Virdalonja's national animal is the Falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Virdalonja is ranked 153,549^th in the world and 7,987^th in The North Pacific for Nicest Citizens, with 0.39 Average Smiles Per Day.