The Empire of Virdalonja is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Friederik Hanover with an even hand, and notable for its public floggings, conspicuous electricity pylons, and digital currency. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 13.007 billion Virdalonjans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Andros. The average income tax rate is 99.1%.

The all-consuming Virdalonjan economy, worth a remarkable 3,153 trillion Pounds a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 242,449 Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

One-stop superstores divide and conquer family businesses, monarchs only get custody of the royal crown on holidays and weekends, Virdalonjan tourists are banned from many nations due to their tendency to randomly explode, and pocket calculators are seen as status symbols for the ostentatiously wealthy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Virdalonja's national animal is the Falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Virdalonja is ranked 151,376^th in the world and 9,130^th in The North Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 79.16 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.