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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 557th Healthiest Citizens: 570th Safest: 583rd
The Empire of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
My honour is loyalty
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Population12.091 billion

LeaderFriederik Hanover


The Empire of Virdalonja is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Friederik Hanover with an even hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 12.091 billion Virdalonjans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Andros. The average income tax rate is 99.0%.

The powerhouse Virdalonjan economy, worth a remarkable 2,927 trillion Pounds a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 242,089 Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Movie producers send film critics wads of cash in their morning newspapers in anticipation of gushing praise, Friederik Hanover's media campaigns take a hiatus around exam week, sports journals are full of uplifting puff-pieces on professional boxers, and it is illegal to have the wrong clock time showing on your microwave oven. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Virdalonja's national animal is the Falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Virdalonja is ranked 18,035th in the world and 1,007th in The North Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 5,049.66 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 557thHealthiest Citizens: 570thSafest: 583rdMost Influential: 809thLargest Governments: 953rdLowest Crime Rates: 1,015thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,056thMost Cultured: 1,184thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,284thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,344thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,560thTop
Best Weather: 2,002ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,369thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,421stLongest Average Lifespans: 2,458thMost Stationary: 2,766thHighest Average Incomes: 2,846thHighest Economic Output: 2,891stLargest Publishing Industry: 3,006thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,159thSmartest Citizens: 3,294thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,516thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,117thMost Inclusive: 4,432ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,914thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,163rdMost Secular: 6,825thLargest Welfare Programs: 7,150thTop
Most Developed: 9,656thLargest Agricultural Sector: 10,766thLargest Populations: 11,693rdRudest Citizens: 12,457thLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,676thMost Subsidized Industry: 14,301stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14,570thLargest Retail Industry: 16,714thMost Corrupt Governments: 16,913thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 18,035th
Healthiest Citizens: 27th in the regionSafest: 29th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 30th in the regionLargest Governments: 42nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 48th in the regionMost Cultured: 51st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 52nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 53rd in the regionMost Stationary: 62nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 78th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 81st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 88th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 100th in the regionTop
Best Weather: 110th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 121st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 122nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 138th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 155th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 161st in the regionLargest Populations: 164th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 168th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 187th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 249th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 254th in the regionMost Inclusive: 277th in the regionMost Influential: 322nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 334th in the regionMost Secular: 368th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 409th in the regionTop
Most Developed: 549th in the regionRudest Citizens: 551st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 557th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 591st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 601st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 630th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 702nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 729th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 801st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,007th in the region

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