The KINGDOM of VIPERMARTIAN is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Tamatsuki Akira with an iron fist, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, state-planned economy, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 19.81 billion VIPERMARTIANians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of VIPERMARTIAN City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient VIPERMARTIANian economy, worth an astonishing 14,890 trillion ZAMRI MONIES a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 751,665 ZAMRI MONIES, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The bureaucracy's scale makes the trees wail, politicians look weirdly alike, frat-house partying has become the national pastime, and the Farmer's Almanac is the most popular college textbook. Crime is totally unknown. VIPERMARTIAN's national animal is the Zorah Magdaros, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Secret.

VIPERMARTIAN is ranked 897^th in the world and 1^st in The top 3 giant for Most Secular, with 99.15 Atheism Rate.