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Highest Poor Incomes: 26thMost Subsidized Industry: 35thLargest Information Technology Sector: 38th
The KINGDOM of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Mada Mada Dane (you still have a long way to go)
Influence
Superpower
Governor
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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VIPERMARTIAN

Population23.743 billion

CapitalVIPERMARTIAN City
LeaderTamatsuki Akira
FaithSecret

CurrencyZAMRI MONEY
AnimalZorah Magdaros

The KINGDOM of VIPERMARTIAN is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Tamatsuki Akira with an iron fist, and renowned for its vat-grown people, sprawling nuclear power plants, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 23.743 billion VIPERMARTIANians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of VIPERMARTIAN City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient VIPERMARTIANian economy, worth an astonishing 20,192 trillion ZAMRI MONIES a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 850,477 ZAMRI MONIES, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The military recognizes no difference between male and female soldiers, parents live in fear of governmental 'child protection' squads, hazmat suits are a common VIPERMARTIANian garb, and the question of 'what is Tamatsuki Akira's favorite color?' has been given a priority rating of burnt-orange. Crime is totally unknown. VIPERMARTIAN's national animal is the Zorah Magdaros, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Secret.

VIPERMARTIAN is ranked 141st in the world and 3rd in The top 3 giant for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 41,188.51 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

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Highest Poor Incomes: 26thMost Subsidized Industry: 35thLargest Information Technology Sector: 38thLargest Black Market: 42ndHighest Average Incomes: 43rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 57thMost Advanced Public Transport: 62ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 82ndMost Patriotic: 92ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 96thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 100thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 115thMost Efficient Economies: 115thLargest Governments: 116thMost Corrupt Governments: 126thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 130thHighest Average Tax Rates: 135thMost Advanced Public Education: 141stHighest Economic Output: 155thLargest Mining Sector: 260thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 299thSmartest Citizens: 354thMost Cultured: 368thLowest Crime Rates: 378thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 394thMost Inclusive: 552ndMost Armed: 737thMost Developed: 744thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 803rdLongest Average Lifespans: 815thHighest Food Quality: 841stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,153rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,162ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,363rdLargest Retail Industry: 1,363rdRudest Citizens: 1,678thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,688thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,136thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,412thLargest Gambling Industry: 2,813thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,195thTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 3,511thMost Rebellious Youth: 9,812thHealthiest Citizens: 10,699thMost Secular: 11,481stLargest Populations: 12,777thTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 20,902ndLargest Publishing Industry: 23,840thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 32,393rd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in VIPERMARTIAN, the question of 'what is Tamatsuki Akira's favorite color?' has been given a priority rating of burnt-orange.
  • : Following new legislation in VIPERMARTIAN, hazmat suits are a common VIPERMARTIANian garb.
  • : Following new legislation in VIPERMARTIAN, parents live in fear of governmental 'child protection' squads.
  • : Following new legislation in VIPERMARTIAN, the military recognizes no difference between male and female soldiers.
  • : Following new legislation in VIPERMARTIAN, the government is pouring billions into replacement brains.
  • : Following new legislation in VIPERMARTIAN, lifeguards are more concerned with watching for sharks than struggling swimmers.
  • : Following new legislation in VIPERMARTIAN, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller.
  • : Following new legislation in VIPERMARTIAN, machine-peeled candied grapes come in individual packaging for the busy commuter.
  • : Following new legislation in VIPERMARTIAN, the banshee wail foretells skies of death.
  • : Following new legislation in VIPERMARTIAN, the navy plans patrols according to how many pubs nearby ports have.

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