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Most Subsidized Industry: 20thLargest Information Technology Sector: 35thHighest Poor Incomes: 36th
Father Knows Best State
Mada Mada Dane (you still have a long way to go)
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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Population19.81 billion

LeaderTamatsuki Akira

AnimalZorah Magdaros

The KINGDOM of VIPERMARTIAN is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Tamatsuki Akira with an iron fist, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, state-planned economy, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 19.81 billion VIPERMARTIANians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of VIPERMARTIAN City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient VIPERMARTIANian economy, worth an astonishing 14,890 trillion ZAMRI MONIES a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 751,665 ZAMRI MONIES, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The bureaucracy's scale makes the trees wail, politicians look weirdly alike, frat-house partying has become the national pastime, and the Farmer's Almanac is the most popular college textbook. Crime is totally unknown. VIPERMARTIAN's national animal is the Zorah Magdaros, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Secret.

VIPERMARTIAN is ranked 897th in the world and 1st in The top 3 giant for Most Secular, with 99.15 Atheism Rate.

Most Subsidized Industry: 20thLargest Information Technology Sector: 35thHighest Poor Incomes: 36thLargest Black Market: 59thHighest Average Incomes: 66thMost Advanced Public Transport: 67thMost Scientifically Advanced: 78thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 93rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 94thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 137thMost Efficient Economies: 140thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 152ndMost Advanced Public Education: 162ndMost Patriotic: 173rdLargest Governments: 179thMost Corrupt Governments: 183rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 192ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 233rdHighest Economic Output: 278thLargest Mining Sector: 320thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 333rdSmartest Citizens: 451stMost Cultured: 453rdLowest Crime Rates: 483rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 876thMost Secular: 897thMost Inclusive: 903rdMost Developed: 935thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 954thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,027thMost Armed: 1,086thHighest Food Quality: 1,202ndLargest Retail Industry: 1,298thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,452ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,582ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,983rdLargest Gambling Industry: 2,478thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,666thTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,819thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,917thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4,699thLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,985thRudest Citizens: 5,628thHealthiest Citizens: 7,531stMost Rebellious Youth: 13,298thLargest Populations: 13,758thLargest Publishing Industry: 15,156thTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 21,319thMost Influential: 30,176th

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