Population | 23.743 billion |
Capital | VIPERMARTIAN City |
Leader | Tamatsuki Akira |
Faith | Secret |
Currency | ZAMRI MONEY |
Animal | Zorah Magdaros |
The KINGDOM of VIPERMARTIAN is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Tamatsuki Akira with an iron fist, and renowned for its vat-grown people, sprawling nuclear power plants, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 23.743 billion VIPERMARTIANians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of VIPERMARTIAN City. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient VIPERMARTIANian economy, worth an astonishing 20,192 trillion ZAMRI MONIES a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 850,477 ZAMRI MONIES, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The military recognizes no difference between male and female soldiers, parents live in fear of governmental 'child protection' squads, hazmat suits are a common VIPERMARTIANian garb, and the question of 'what is Tamatsuki Akira's favorite color?' has been given a priority rating of burnt-orange. Crime is totally unknown. VIPERMARTIAN's national animal is the Zorah Magdaros, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Secret.
VIPERMARTIAN is ranked 141st in the world and 3rd in The top 3 giant for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 41,188.51 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in VIPERMARTIAN, the question of 'what is Tamatsuki Akira's favorite color?' has been given a priority rating of burnt-orange.
- : Following new legislation in VIPERMARTIAN, hazmat suits are a common VIPERMARTIANian garb.
- : Following new legislation in VIPERMARTIAN, parents live in fear of governmental 'child protection' squads.
- : Following new legislation in VIPERMARTIAN, the military recognizes no difference between male and female soldiers.
- : Following new legislation in VIPERMARTIAN, the government is pouring billions into replacement brains.
- : Following new legislation in VIPERMARTIAN, lifeguards are more concerned with watching for sharks than struggling swimmers.
- : Following new legislation in VIPERMARTIAN, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller.
- : Following new legislation in VIPERMARTIAN, machine-peeled candied grapes come in individual packaging for the busy commuter.
- : Following new legislation in VIPERMARTIAN, the banshee wail foretells skies of death.
- : Following new legislation in VIPERMARTIAN, the navy plans patrols according to how many pubs nearby ports have.