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Largest Publishing Industry: 505thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,416thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,687th
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Population24.06 billion

CapitalAnytown USA
LeaderWade Wilson

CurrencySugar Packet
AnimalLand Shark

The Conch Republic of VinVachia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Wade Wilson with a fair hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 24.06 billion VinVachians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Anytown USA. The average income tax rate is 78.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient VinVachian economy, worth a remarkable 3,599 trillion Sugar Packets a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 149,622 Sugar Packets, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Grumpy old house owners demand that pedestrians get off their footpaths, no one knows how to tie a reef knot, brain injury is seen as a desirable outcome rather than a side effect of contact sports, and Anytown USA's flashy holiday light displays can be seen from space. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. VinVachia's national animal is the Land Shark, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Science.

VinVachia is ranked 122,007th in the world and 2nd in United Otter Emirates for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 1,035.38 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

Largest Publishing Industry: 505thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,416thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,687thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,803rdMost Beautiful Environments: 1,911thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,966thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,972ndSafest: 2,056thTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,976thSmartest Citizens: 3,283rdMost Pacifist: 3,352ndHighest Economic Output: 3,607thMost Developed: 3,659thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,754thBest Weather: 3,879thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,911thMost Cultured: 3,922ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,109thMost Influential: 4,297thLargest Populations: 4,774thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,112thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,743rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,779thLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,302ndLongest Average Lifespans: 11,279thLargest Governments: 11,609thNudest: 11,808thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 13,738thMost Stationary: 14,080thLowest Crime Rates: 14,218thHighest Average Incomes: 14,226thHighest Average Tax Rates: 16,734thMost Inclusive: 20,094thHealthiest Citizens: 21,229thMost Efficient Economies: 22,066th

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