The Colonial Union of Vilita and Turori is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its infamous sell-swords, avant-garde cinema, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 23.438 billion Vilita and Turorians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alikki-Corra and Almintora. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 70.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Vilita and Turorian economy, worth a remarkable 3,217 trillion Golden Tures a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 137,290 Golden Tures, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 446,582 per year while the poor average 31,799, a ratio of 14.0 to 1.

Organ donation is compulsory, a shipwreck is everyone's fault but the captain's, the nation's endangered species are no longer endangered, and the parliament doubled in size recently. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vilita and Turori's national animal is the Eel-Cat Thing, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Vilita and Turori is ranked 268,906^th in the world and 188^th in Atlantian Oceania for Fattest Citizens, with 5.4 Obesity Rate.