The Colonial Union of Vilita and Turori is a gargantuan, safe nation, renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, pith helmet sales, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 20.284 billion Vilita and Turorians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alikki-Corra and Almintora. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 71.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Vilita and Turorian economy, worth a remarkable 2,608 trillion Golden Tures a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 128,578 Golden Tures, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 416,892 per year while the poor average 29,923, a ratio of 13.9 to 1.

The nation threatens sanctions on islands only visible at low tide, the nation frequently scolds its subject territories for staying up past bedtime, a PhD just ain't what it used to be, and radio stations are forbidden to play anything with too much drum or bass. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vilita and Turori's national animal is the Eel-Cat Thing, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Vilita and Turori is ranked 129,463^rd in the world and 102^nd in Atlantian Oceania for Largest Retail Industry, scoring 739.55 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.