The World Cup Champions of Vilita is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Callum Banda XIV with an even hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, punitive income tax rates, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 33.42 billion Vilitans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alikka-Corra. The average income tax rate is 65.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Vilitan economy, worth a remarkable 3,266 trillion Turicoins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Retail. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 97,741 Turicoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Teenage male videogamers often suffer repetitive strain wrist injuries, the voyages of obsolete star-trekking satellites on deliberate escape orbits are only just beginning, citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes, and self-driving cars are unpopular due to suspicion that they murder their passengers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vilita's national animal is the Cosmic Cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Vilita is ranked 27,521^st in the world and 97^th in Atlantian Oceania for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 898.53 on the Clooney Contribution Index.