The World Cup Champions of Vilita is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Callum Banda XIV with an even hand, and renowned for its punitive income tax rates, restrictive gun laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 37.944 billion Vilitans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alikka-Corra. The average income tax rate is 66.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Vilitan economy, worth a remarkable 3,630 trillion Turicoins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 95,676 Turicoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Teenage male videogamers often suffer repetitive strain wrist injuries, the voyages of obsolete star-trekking satellites on deliberate escape orbits are only just beginning, citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes, and self-driving cars are unpopular due to suspicion that they murder their passengers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vilita's national animal is the Cosmic Cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Vilita is ranked 208,021^st in the world and 168^th in Atlantian Oceania for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -10.95 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.