The World Cup Champions of Vilita is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Callum Banda XIV with an even hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, irreverence towards religion, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 35.679 billion Vilitans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alikka-Corra. The average income tax rate is 66.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Vilitan economy, worth a remarkable 3,413 trillion Turicoins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 95,679 Turicoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Teenage male videogamers often suffer repetitive strain wrist injuries, the voyages of obsolete star-trekking satellites on deliberate escape orbits are only just beginning, citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes, and self-driving cars are unpopular due to suspicion that they murder their passengers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vilita's national animal is the Cosmic Cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Vilita is ranked 142,761^st in the world and 150^th in Atlantian Oceania for Least Corrupt Governments, with 92.21 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.