The Holy Vibing Kaiserreich of Vikanias is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Kaiser seal with a fair hand, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, daily referendums, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.01 billion Seals enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Seal town. The average income tax rate is 76.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Vibing economy, worth 311 trillion Seal coins a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 103,523 Seal coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is funding experimental battery technology while the power grid continues to crumble, election ballot papers are so long that unused ones are recycled as toilet roll, the nation is infamous for its mass graves of discarded robots, and Kaiser seal is too busy listening to praise to get any work done. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vikanias's national animal is the Seal, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Sealism.

Vikanias is ranked 234,336^th in the world and 9,684^th in The North Pacific for Rudest Citizens, with 8.38 insults per minute.