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Most Corrupt Governments: 3,130th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,323rd Most Advanced Defense Forces: 3,380th
The Grand Federation of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Freedom lives on!
Civil Rights
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Population3.438 billion

LeaderPresident Joseph Rodrigo


The Grand Federation of Vietmihn is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by President Joseph Rodrigo with an iron fist, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, anti-smoking policies, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.438 billion Vietmihnese are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Manila. The average income tax rate is 91.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Vietmihnian economy, worth 644 trillion Hoos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 187,521 Hoos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Officer recruitment and police brutality have reached an all-time high, dealers go from pushing drugs to pushing up daisies, neighboring nations are tired of Vietmihn's big fish stories, and a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vietmihn's national animal is the crocodile, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Vietmihn is ranked 22,071st in the world and 1,017th in Osiris for Highest Economic Output, with 644 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

Most Corrupt Governments: 3,130thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,323rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,380thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,626thLowest Crime Rates: 4,117thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,152ndHealthiest Citizens: 4,513thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 4,721stMost Subsidized Industry: 5,469thLargest Governments: 5,789thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,883rdLargest Black Market: 6,908thHighest Average Incomes: 6,934thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,065thMost Developed: 7,992ndMost Efficient Economies: 8,463rdTop
Most Authoritarian: 8,860thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,064thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,264thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,591stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,161stSmartest Citizens: 10,861stMost Cultured: 11,608thMost Inclusive: 11,999thMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,631stLongest Average Lifespans: 13,528thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 14,342ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,835thLargest Retail Industry: 15,151st
Highest Poor Incomes: 130th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 131st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 174th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 185th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 191st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 194th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 196th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 220th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 232nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 274th in the regionLargest Governments: 280th in the regionTop
Highest Average Incomes: 299th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 303rd in the regionMost Developed: 333rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 380th in the regionLargest Black Market: 402nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 422nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 445th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 457th in the regionMost Extreme: 458th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 461st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 482nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 511th in the region

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