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Most Secular: 2,418thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,634thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3,670th
The Glorious Empire of
Mother Knows Best State
Order, Technology and Glory!
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Victornya

Population819 million

CapitalVictoria
LeaderQueen Mint

Currencyfelnya
AnimalCat

The Glorious Empire of Victornya is a huge, efficient nation, ruled by Queen Mint with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, aversion to nipples, and smutty television. The compassionate, cynical population of 819 million Victornyans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Victoria. The average income tax rate is 77.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Victornyan economy, worth 115 trillion felnyas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 141,361 felnyas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The intelligence community is playing 4-D chess with an imaginary spy network, trust-fund babies line up for places in community college, robosexual marriages are increasingly common, and private pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are given away freely by the government. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Victornya's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Victornya is ranked 21,927th in the world and 583rd in The East Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 80.33 law-abiding acts per hour.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,634thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3,670thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,702ndMost Patriotic: 4,125thMost Influential: 5,108thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,642ndMost Developed: 10,338thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,447thMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,541stMost Inclusive: 11,164thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,531stTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 12,553rdMost Advanced Public Education: 12,974thHighest Food Quality: 13,014thLongest Average Lifespans: 13,940thLargest Governments: 14,483rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,879thHealthiest Citizens: 15,566thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 15,742ndHighest Average Incomes: 16,162ndSmartest Citizens: 16,213thHighest Average Tax Rates: 16,884thMost Corrupt Governments: 17,103rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 17,585thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 18,038thLargest Welfare Programs: 18,811thMost Cultured: 19,145thLargest Black Market: 20,703rdMost Beautiful Environments: 21,717thLowest Crime Rates: 21,927thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 23,687thMost Efficient Economies: 23,929thMost Subsidized Industry: 24,198th
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Most Secular: 73rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 83rd in the regionTop
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Most Patriotic: 113th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 170th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 192nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 223rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 249th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 284th in the regionLargest Black Market: 291st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 298th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 316th in the regionMost Developed: 320th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 337th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 377th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 378th in the regionMost Inclusive: 396th in the regionLargest Governments: 399th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 411th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 416th in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 422nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 451st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 458th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 469th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 472nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 489th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 535th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 538th in the regionMost Cultured: 555th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 564th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 565th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 583rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 600th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 677th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 688th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 741st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Victornya, private pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are given away freely by the government.
  • : Following new legislation in Victornya, robosexual marriages are increasingly common.
  • : Following new legislation in Victornya, trust-fund babies line up for places in community college.
  • : Following new legislation in Victornya, the intelligence community is playing 4-D chess with an imaginary spy network.
  • : Victornya was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Inclusive.
  • : Following new legislation in Victornya, same-sex marriages are increasingly common.
  • : Following new legislation in Victornya, money can't buy happiness but it can buy immunity to prosecution.
  • : Victornya voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Dalimbar".
  • : Following new legislation in Victornya, purported secret military bases are dismissed by Queen Mint to be highly-advanced toilet factories.
  • : Following new legislation in Victornya, a primitive society is being eroded as its youth flock to the modern world.

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